Remember Keeley Hazell?

• Author: mike
• Filed under: , Keeley Hazell, lingerie
• Date: Jan 6,2009

Hell… how could we forget her?

Liveblogging Macworld… OH SHIT STEVE JOBS DIED

• Author: mike
• Filed under: , funny shit, mac, pwned
• Date: Jan 6,2009

So I’m a little bit of a Mac fanboi, eh? Those close to me know that I made the switch a coupla years ago and really enjoy my Macbook. So I watch, with some interest, Macworld and the announcements that come out of it. Do I watch it close enough to pay attention to Macrumors liveblogging it? I guess I should have, as they got their asses hacked by some fuckers with a great sense of humor (screenshot below before they cut the feed):

Twitter hacked.

• Author: mike
• Filed under: , fucking awesome
• Date: Jan 5,2009

I don’t use Twitter, the service that assumes that every one of my friends would like to know when I’m taking a dump, sitting in my doctor’s office waiting to find out what that green pus is that’s coming out my johnson, or if I’m witness to a terrorist attack or some shit. But I find it funny that so many other people use it. And funnier that they got all h@x0red and shit.

via Gawker

Eleonora [YetiBabes]

• Author: mike
• Filed under: , Yeti Babes
• Date: Jan 4,2009

Ariel, in motion. ARIEL.

• Author: mike
• Filed under: , Ariel, redheads
• Date: Jan 3,2009

Grab your sex life by the balls, you bastards.

• Author: mike
• Filed under: , Germans, humor, sex
• Date: Jan 3,2009

Totally going to have to get my wife (yes, I’m actually married) to translate Condomi’s site - it’s all in German and doesn’t make any references to scat porn or latex or even Bianca Beauchamp’s incredibly stupendous bewbs. But I do think I get the point of these shopping bags: that you’re not afraid to walk around telling people how you’d like to carry some hot chick’s taint home.

Jenni from Femjoy [YetiBabes]

• Author: mike
• Filed under: , bewbs, Yeti Babes
• Date: Jan 3,2009

No need to fret, Iga - I’ll hold ‘em for you

• Author: mike
• Filed under: , bewbs, Iga Wyrwal
• Date: Jan 3,2009

Seriously? Is there something about that pic that just helps us average humans understand just how epic Iga Wyrwal’s bewbs really are?

More of the set here…

Imogen Thomas in ZOO Mag…

• Author: mike
• Filed under: , bewbs
• Date: Jan 3,2009

via Badgirl, who’s blog got hacked. Assholes…

Ask before you dig.

• Author: mike
• Filed under: , WTF
• Date: Jan 2,2009

From a friend in the business:

You may or may not know about the law requiring you call for utility locating before you do any excavation. The pictures below are a result of a guy using a post hole digger with out calling for “locates” and he hit an underground cross country gas pipe.

OK - so the guy was actually using a bulldozer. Note that there is nothing left of said bulldozer or operator. Sad, but impressive.

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Robbie Madison’s absolutely insane, awash in hot ass

• Author: mike
• Filed under: , fucking awesome
• Date: Jan 2,2009

Robbie Madison’s Amazing Record Jump - Watch more Sports Videos

Tell me this guy doesn’t have supermodels throwing themselves at him as a result of how ginormously huge his balls are? via Break.com

A look back at Fleshbot’s top babes for 2008

• Author: mike
• Filed under: , bewbs
• Date: Jan 1,2009

Of course we’re pumped that two of our favorites are in there:

Aerin is the December Mac Chick of the Month

• Author: mike
• Filed under: , mac
• Date: Jan 1,2009

Yeah, just a day late, yo. But do you care? And do we mind the freckles? Fuck no.

Most definitely the nicest little pair of boyshorts you’ll see today.

• Author: mike
• Filed under: , ass, boyshorts
• Date: Dec 30,2008

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via Cu-Cu, which is all about the ass

Tim LaHaye: God’s Sex Counselor

• Author: mike
• Filed under: , jesus, retards, sex
• Date: Dec 26,2008

So, you know all those books about the devil and revelations and Armageddon and the rapture and shit that so many of my fellow countrymen are more than eager to empty their wallets for?

Turns out, it wasn’t his first stab at writing something that Christians would eat up. Nope. One of his first books, as co-authored with his wife?

LaHaye recounts how his publisher asked him and his wife Beverly to collaborate on “a book that is sorely needed today, written by a Christian couple [that] would concern the sexual adjustment in marriage.”

Hot shit this is gonna be good.

“Upon his wife’s signal and while continuing to massage her clitoral area, the husband should use his free hand to take a lubricating jelly (which should be placed on the nightstand in advance) and lubricate the head and shaft of his penis before entrance.”

Ohhhhhh…… yeeeaaaaahhhhhh…..