Forza Motorsport 2 > Monica Bellucci
- Filed under: random shit
- Date: Jul 25,2007
So, um, yeah. Felt like I was back in grade school having scored my first free-and-clear copy of Penthouse or something when I got home last night and ripped apart the packaging for Forza Motorsport 2. Fired up the Xbox and started poking around.
Just a few words on how fucking amazingly awesome this game is:
Since I can safely assume that I will never be able to have penile-vaginal intercourse, or any other kind of intercourse with Monica Bellucci, and I’m pretty certain that I will never get the chance to slam a Saleen F7 through the Karussell, I am going to go ahead and make giant sweeping statements like “driving these fantasy cars on these fantasy tracks is better than having fantasy sex with these fantasy women” and shit.
It’s that good.
Fuck. I’m at work again. Might have to take the day off and get back to the Nordschleife.
And a note to all you people that think that women are only good for moist spots and cooking: it was my fiancé who got me the Xbox 360 for our anniversary of all things. That’s a good woman, I tell ya.
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