Um, no.

• Author: mike
• Filed under: Iga Wyrwal, retards
• Date: Oct 10,2007

Esquire is now trying to say that Charlize Theron is the sexiest woman alive.

CLOSE ON CHARLIZE’s mouth, her lips bent in her particular smile, sexy and knowing, a little bit leering, just sweet enough that you feel wont to assume some connection, some secret between you. This is the big trick of sexiness. The big lie. But it’s no trick at all for her. She bites down on the pack of cigarettes and unspools the cellophane with her teeth, a luscious and familiar dissection.

Most annoying interview format ever. Sexiest woman alive? You’ve got to be kidding me. Does this retard have Internet access?