A woman who Spitz

• Author: mike
• Filed under: awesome
• Date: Mar 11,2008

You really must be living under a rock to not have already heard about Elliot Spitzer’s fall from grace yesterday. So go ahead and read up on the psychoanalytical part of the whole thing, where people are theorizing why such a smart, hard-nosed asshole would almost deliberately get caught up in a prostitution investigation kind of like the one going on in Denver right now.

Blah blah blah. High-powered suit wants to get his dick wet. We’ve come to expect this stuff. What I’ll be waiting for is the full profiles of the hooooers (in my best north-Jersey) like Candace below:

More profile goodness at Wonkette, boring text-based reports or some shit at The Smoking Gun, and further Emperor’s Club profile pics at Huffington Post.

EDIT: No, seriously. Even though the Emperor’s Club website is 404, the profile pics are up on Huffingtonpost.com.