I’m so fucked

• Author: mike
• Filed under: random shit
• Date: Mar 25,2008

via gearlog:

You just had a baby, and now you’re dying to know if the man you’ve been living with for the past year is the father. Or maybe it’s your ex’s baby… or your ex’s brother’s baby! Regardless, obtaining a DNA paternity test can take forever. First, you have to see the doctor, then involve a lawyer, and hundreds—if not thousands—of dollars later, you won’t get results for weeks or months. So what’s a desperate home-wrecking woman to do? Now, she can go to her local Rite Aid.

Trying to account for all my swimmers over the last 15 years in 3… 2… 1…

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