Seems a helluva lot less complicated than they make it out to be on Breaking Bad.
With hillbilly quaaludes and hallucinogens, too!
** Note the HUMOR tag. Like, the “don’t try this shit at home” tag. Like the “well, if you do try this at home, send us the video” tag.
via Geekologie…
Most people go for Kim Cattrall when it comes to the “which of the Sex and the City chicks would you bang?” game. Which is a pretty hard game, seeing as they’re all batshit psycho (on the show, of course). But me? I would have gone for Kristin Davis - the tightly-wound brunette that obviously had her beaver waxed 3 times a week and who’s shit smelled like roses (on the show, of course). Plus, she was a totally stuck-up, underexposed and virginal priss (on the show, of course).
Turns out, she’s down with her freak in the real world, yo. There’s more info here, at Scott Fayner dot com or some shit.
Mostly because I’ll get to see more of Gillian Anderson, the original redhead crush (spare me the details about it being a dye job - I’ve got years of spankbank fodder saved up on that idea and have no desire to destroy it). In the meantime, however, I’ve been making do with my very own Area 51 Love Doll:
Back when I was a kid (before I became a big kid who could pay my own utility bills and surf porn whenever I wanted to) I used to play “War” with the kids in the neighborhood. It was fine - our parents would sit on the side porch, Manhattans in hand, and every now and then they’d see some kid fully decked out in camo belly-crawling through the brush with a very real-looking carbine. None of this orange-plug-on-the-end crap - the more realistic the better. So in our current state of “the tewwowists are coming! the tewwowists are coming!” paranoia, it’s good to see a return to some good old realism in outdoor play. Enter the patented dye grenade. Awesome.
Quick - who can tell me what’s so utterly fucked about this picture?
Idiot…
(link is of the holy-fucking-hot Monica Bellucci, and links to full-size version, bandwidth be damned) Well, you can read all the text here, or you can look at the pictures at Fleshbot. We do, of course, believe that the rating of Keeley Hazell being in the “Duh” range for extreme hawtness is spot-on. As well as the tagging of Monica Bellucci as
“walking sex bomb”
is just about the most accurate thing ever posted on the Internets. Ohfuckyes.
via Badgirl’s Hobox, yo
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