Found while on teh Internets
- Filed under: , jesus
- Date: Apr 30,2008
Fuck.
And I’m supposed to be looking for a job. Like, a real-life day job. That’s going to pot now that Grand Theft Auto 4 is coming…
via Cameltap, which rules…
And none of this “oh, you have a camera? and you want me to smooch my friend?” shit. No, we’re talking tonsil hockey, bitches.
via Badgirl, who’s just the shit.
Because you or I might actually be able to fly it someday. ‘course, it can’t fill things with deleted uranium…
via Gizmodo, which is totally like porn for me
See that spot over on the right? The one where the drunkenbewbs.com banner is? I want to put your blog’s banner there. Send me info or post a comment on here to have me check out your blog, mm’kay? Banners should preferably be 120px wide ’cause I’m really sick of modifying this template…
- mike
PS: bewbs rule.
Might be my chance just yet!
Save the Internet: Don’t Stay a Virgin
Terms of Service:
3. General Requirements and Rules of Conduct
Services will only be provided to those who meet the following requirements:
* applicants must be 18yrs old or above
* condom must be used, except if the applicant prefers to release his semen upon Tania’s body without any oral or vaginal contact
* Anal sex is negotiable, although Tania will cease the performance immediately if any form of ’surprise buttsex’ occurs
Oh, there’s more. Although if this is the same Tania Derveaux that’s been around the Belgian Senate before, I’m smelling “Internet meme” in the making or some shit…
Yup, she’s fictional…
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