My grade school days would have been so boring instead
- Filed under: random shit
- Date: Apr 4,2008
I probably spent a good number of hours totally high off of sharpies and munching on paste - not to mention watching my art teacher coming down from last weekend’s acid trips. And we didn’t have Xerox machines then - so we little fuckers were getting HIGH off that blue reproduction shit…
“This is really, really, seriously dangerous,” Benisch said.
In his letter suspending the child, Benisch wrote that smelling the marker fumes could cause the boy to “become intoxicated.”
A toxicologist with the Rocky Mountain Poison Control Center says that claim is nearly impossible.
Dr. Eric Lavonas says non-toxic markers like Sharpies, while pungent-smelling, cannot be used to get high.
“I don’t know whether it would be possible for a real overachiever to figure out a way to get high off them,” Lavonas said. “But in regular use, it’s just not something that’s going to happen.”
“If you went to Costco and bought 50 bags of Sharpies and did something to them, maybe there’s a way to get creative and make it happen,” Lavonas said.
If you’d like, you can read more about the retard of a principal who’s got no problem ignoring the opinion of a TRAINED TOXICOLOGIST and is choosing to keep little Eathan (the marker-huffing terrorist that he is) home…
3 Responses for "My grade school days would have been so boring instead"
principal, not principle, foolio
Ah, fuck. Thanks.
- mike
Is it pathetic that I’m spellchecking a porn blog?
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