Boners of a different sort: I want an STi. Period.

• Author: mike
• Filed under: , awesome
• Date: Apr 14,2008

via Cameltap, yo

Yeti Babes for April 13th, 2008

• Author: mike
• Filed under: , bewbs, Playboy
• Date: Apr 13,2008

So. True.

• Author: mike
• Filed under: , humor, retards
• Date: Apr 13,2008

Think maybe I’ll head over to my local Walmart today and get some of the latest in lead-covered children’s toys or some shit. That Walmart? That’s some good fun right there. Lots. via goodshit

Redheads, lingerie, polka dots, boners, stockings, and so on.

• Author: mike
• Filed under: , bewbs, freckles, lingerie, redheads, stockings
• Date: Apr 12,2008

Oh, and schoolgirls. I think I’ve pretty much hit all the main clichés here.

Lucy Pinder, topless and not able to hold the bewbs back

• Author: mike
• Filed under: , bewbs, lingerie, Lucy Pinder
• Date: Apr 12,2008

Well, there goes that career option

• Author: mike
• Filed under: , sex
• Date: Apr 12,2008

link goes to all the ways you can get screwed in this business, I guess

via sexoteric

Linda from Hegre Art

• Author: mike
• Filed under: , bewbs
• Date: Apr 12,2008

I will not put my dongle in that port. Ever.

• Author: mike
• Filed under: , retards, sex
• Date: Apr 11,2008

via Gizmodo, it’s 10 Sex Toys That Are Confusing and Wrong. No, really - WTF?

Just, like, two friends. Hanging out.

• Author: mike
• Filed under: , bewbs, sapphic
• Date: Apr 11,2008

Denise Milani’s awesomeness in polka dots

• Author: mike
• Filed under: , polka dots
• Date: Apr 11,2008

Hello Veronica Tajeda…

• Author: mike
• Filed under: , bewbs, lingerie
• Date: Apr 10,2008

Oh god, the FRECKLES

• Author: mike
• Filed under: , freckles
• Date: Apr 10,2008

I’m not bothering to become a deviantart member to see the rest of these, but if anyone wants to find ‘em for me…

Nikki Brooks in black lingerie

• Author: mike
• Filed under: , bewbs, lingerie
• Date: Apr 10,2008

8 Kinds of Sex to Try. (wait… there’s more than one?)

• Author: mike
• Filed under: , sex
• Date: Apr 10,2008

Props to msn.com, who apparently have some people working on staff that have actually used their dangly bits for what their intended for (and some of what they aren’t…):

1. Pushing-Your-Boundaries Sex
There’s nothing like the moment when you’re lying naked with the man you’ve known and loved for a long time, panting and puffing, thinking, Wow, we’ve never done that before.

“People in long-term relationships sometimes crave excitement and stimulation, but don’t know how to get it with their partner,” explains Meers, who adds that this is one of the reasons people stray outside the marriage. “But you can get that in your current relationship by pushing your regular comfort zone.” If you’re used to missionary, that may mean trying a new position or a new room in the house; if you’re used to stimulation by body parts alone, it may be a sex toy thrown in the mix. And if you feel a little anxious about experimenting, says Meers, all the better: “The anxiety you feel about trying something new mimics what happens when you’re with somebody new. So if you can create that feeling within the confines of an intimate, close, trusting relationship, you will keep reenergizing what you have.”

And there’s another important benefit: Pushing your boundaries helps build trust between you. “When you communicate a desire to your partner — and, ultimately, try it — you’re taking a big risk together,” says Anita Clayton, M.D., a professor at the University of Virginia’s Department of Psychiatric Medicine and author of the book Satisfaction. Taking that risk, she says, is a bonding activity in and of itself.

via Badgirl

Eva FTW! (we’ll still love her as Iga…)

• Author: mike
• Filed under: , Eva Wyrwal, Iga Wyrwal
• Date: Apr 9,2008