Katy: finer than the furniture she’s laying on.

• Author: mike
• Filed under: , bewbs
• Date: May 3,2008

Hottie McHotterson’s for 5/2/08

• Author: mike
• Filed under: , bewbs
• Date: May 3,2008

I’ll take 150 gallons, please.

• Author: mike
• Filed under: , bewbs
• Date: May 2,2008

Oh, is it bath time? Am I retardedly hot? YES ON BOTH ACCOUNTS.

• Author: mike
• Filed under: , bewbs
• Date: May 2,2008

Oldie but goodie - the Grape Stomp Faceplant

• Author: mike
• Filed under: , retards
• Date: May 2,2008

via Cameltap, who’s banners on the left side really just threw me for a goddamn loop and freaked out my dog.

Bewbs for 5/2/08

• Author: mike
• Filed under: , bewbs
• Date: May 1,2008

Happy Wank It Month?

• Author: mike
• Filed under: , awesome, wank it!
• Date: May 1,2008

May is the coolest month ever. You know why? ’cause you get to wank it - repeatedly, not just once on one day only - for THE WHOLE MONTH in celebration of something as ethereal as Steak and Blowjob Day.

Fleshbot’s got a greeeeeaaaaaat summary of the ins and outs (or lack thereof) of this, this most splendid of springtime months.

PS: get started here.

Arty B&W photo of the day (with bewbs)

• Author: mike
• Filed under: , bewbs, photography
• Date: May 1,2008

Caption This

• Author: mike
• Filed under:
• Date: May 1,2008

Halle Berry’s bewbs invade Guam, eye Cuba

• Author: mike
• Filed under: , bewbs
• Date: May 1,2008

Holy shit.

No, really. HOLY SHIT. If this what havin’ babies does to bewbs, I’m going to get the whole punch out and run through my condom collection TODAY.

Like, I could get the 3-ring-binder punch and do ‘em THREE TIMES AS QUICK. There’s some math for you. Yup.

Time for coffee…

Drunkenbewbs for 5/1/08, yo

• Author: mike
• Filed under:
• Date: May 1,2008