Russian cheerleaders > *

• Author: mike
• Filed under:
• Date: Jun 29,2008

’cause you know that cheerleaders - all of them - are only around to shake their asses in order to keep you at the game. I mean, who the fuck goes to an NBA game to watch basketball? WHO?

I’ve been busy working

• Author: mike
• Filed under:
• Date: Jun 29,2008

…that’s why the Yeti has been a-lackin’ with the updates. Had to move some servers around for my company:

A few months back, Jen Frickell’s company was given some bad news. When their lease ended, they’d have to move out of their second-floor suite. The good news, however, was that a suite would be available on the first floor. All they’d need to do was pack up and move downstairs.

It was a fairly reasonable request, so the company’s executives signed a new lease and prepared to move. There was, however, just one, small hitch. The nice little server room they built in the back of their office - equipped with air conditioning units, ventilation, dedicated power, backup power, and so on - could not be relocated. Not only would it cost too much, but there was simply no room for it. The server room would just have to remain upstairs.

Obviously, the new second-floor tenant wouldn’t want their neighbors walking through their office to access a server room, so building management and the company’s executives came up with an alternative: wall off the server room door and build a new one. It seemed simple enough, but there was, however, just one small hitch. The only available wall to install a door was adjacent to the women’s restroom. Inside the handicapped stall.

Francesca

• Author: mike
• Filed under: , bewbs
• Date: Jun 29,2008

Well, heeeelllllllooooo cleavage

• Author: mike
• Filed under: , bewbs
• Date: Jun 13,2008

Yup, you’re a piece of shit, David Motari

• Author: mike
• Filed under: , followup
• Date: Jun 13,2008

Thanks for making the rest of us look like assholes, fucker.