Official Yeti Crush of 2009: Jenya / Katie Fey [YetiBabes]

• Author: mike
• Filed under: , bewbs, crush, Jenya, Katie Fey, Yeti Babes
• Date: Jan 31,2009

No, she’s not a redhead. She doesn’t have freckles. Like some other models ’round here, she seems to want to go by several names: Jenya or Katie Fey. We are just getting to know her as StupidHawt. Posted recently here as a YetiBabe with friend Liza, you’ll definitely be seeing more of her smoulderingly hotness. Oh, hells yeah.

Click the pic below for the latest, yo.

Britney. No, not that one – BETTER. [YetiBabes]

• Author: mike
• Filed under: , Yeti Babes
• Date: Jan 31,2009

Hilarious PG Porn featuring the hottest starlet in history: Sasha Grey

• Author: mike
• Filed under: , humor, porn
• Date: Jan 28,2009

as Cecil notes: you’re gonna love the last line in this.

The real reason I want a Wii, honey.

• Author: mike
• Filed under: , Megan Fox
• Date: Jan 28,2009

My wife keeps toying with me about buying a Wii. I’m fuckin’ blown away by the things. How the hell does it know that I wanted some top spin on that backhand while playing tennis? HOW? Well, if there’s any reason to get a Wii now, it’s to get Guitar Hero and invite Megan Fox over to wear that tank top around our house.

I’m a pretty big fan of the Obamanator, so…

• Author: mike
• Filed under: , awesome
• Date: Jan 26,2009

…looks like I’ll be getting one of these for my desk at work. I especially like the “I’m just gonna pull this here Glock outta my jacket AND POP SOME CAPS BITCHES!!!!” pose. Hawt.

via Geekologie

WTF WTF WTF

• Author: mike
• Filed under: , WTF
• Date: Jan 26,2009

via the Failblog, which cracks my shit up daily

Antea. Brunette. But we’re not going to hold that against her, are we? [YetiBabes]

• Author: mike
• Filed under: , bewbs, Errotica, Yeti Babes
• Date: Jan 26,2009

You’ve got to wonder how that conversation went.

• Author: mike
• Filed under: , Peta Todd
• Date: Jan 25,2009

Peta Todd and some dude with hella more self-control than I could ever muster. More pics of Peta and her impossibly rackalicious bewbs here…

Parents. What are they good for?

• Author: mike
• Filed under: , WTF
• Date: Jan 25,2009

Oh god. Really: oh my dear god.

Click for larger image, yo.

Pretty awesome that this is happening in my back yard, yo.

• Author: mike
• Filed under: , fucking awesome
• Date: Jan 25,2009

I had no idea that the same kid that got his ass handed to him last year for publishing a very appropriate, dead-on editorial for the entire George W. Bush administration for the last 8 years was also the kid that scooped the Elliot Spitzeresque downfall of the highest-paid police officer in the entire state of Colorado (why the fuck you need to pay a campus police officer $157,000 a year is completely beyond me).

The brash young man, David McSwane, cannot be criticized for this one, because he scored some leaked documents and audio recordings that basically proved that the top cop at this school, Colorado State, was a crazy power-mad corrupt violent law-flouting jerk:

In a later lecture, the chief, who was a Chicago policeman prior to entering academia, said sometimes excessive and violent force against a suspect is a “reality of law enforcement.”

“If there’s a news conference going on, I can’t get in front of a crowd and say. ‘He got exactly what the f*** he deserved.’ You know the police should have beat him, you know. I used to beat ass when I was in Chicago, too. I can’t say that.

Bravo, Mr. McSwane. Bravo!

Good luck with that, you fuckstick.

• Author: mike
• Filed under: , retards
• Date: Jan 25,2009

Well, here’s some great legislative action courtesy of at least one of the inbred politicans in South Carolina (yeah – that’s me calling you out, South Carolina politician reader, on being an inbred)

State Senator Robert Ford is hoping to outlaw lewd language and is pushing for a bill that would prohibit profanity.

Under the pre-filed bill, profanity could land you in jail for up to 5 years and/or cost you up to $5,000 in fines.

Which words are exactly considered profane is still unclear, but the bill does have a list of qualifications for profanity including words or actions that are lewd, vulgar or indecent in nature.

We spoke to Debra Gammons with the Charleston School of Law about freedom of speech.

She reminds that the First Amendment is not absolute. You cannot say whatever you want whenever you want to.

Courts will usually look at where the words were said and who heard them. Children are usually protected.

Ford said he may run for governor in 2010.

Yeah, we’ve seen this one. And it’ll probably sell

• Author: mike
• Filed under: , awesome
• Date: Jan 24,2009

But jeezus H christo she’s hot.

Gerda Marie Mare really is that hot

• Author: mike
• Filed under: , ass, bikini, cowgirls
• Date: Jan 24,2009

Some people believe that when you die, you end up in heaven with 72 virgins or something. That’s cool and all, if you’re into the whole virgin thing (sorry – I’d rather some other poor sap take that one for the team). When you’re a cowboy, however, this is what you end up with:

via Cu-Cu, which showcases some of the hottest ass on teh Internets, yo

Peta Todd’s rackalicious bestockinged hawtness

• Author: mike
• Filed under: , bewbs, lingerie, Peta Todd
• Date: Jan 24,2009

Bewbs tag lifts it’s head from the gutter, looks around, sees that all is good.

Deni’s freckly bewbs, and some pretty massive wood.

• Author: mike
• Filed under: , bewbs
• Date: Jan 23,2009