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{ Monthly Archives } February 2009

I’d totally hit it, then get squeezed by it. HOT.

Squeeze me!

Fuck it – this girl’s kinda hot, kinda dangerous in a nutcrushing sort of way. Love the freckles, though:

FEBRUARY 24–Does this woman look like a testicle crusher? Well, that’s what cops claim University of Colorado student Chalie Simon did to a former boyfriend early Saturday morning during a confrontation at a campus apartment. Simon, a 19-year-old sophomore, went to Job Donkor’s home at about 4 AM and became irate when he sought to remove her from the residence. That’s when Simon allegedly “grabbed his testicles and squeezed hard,” according to a police report. Donkor, 23, replied, “Yeah, it hurt a lot,” when a cop asked about Simon’s squeeze play. Donkor told police that he had dated Simon “on and off” during the prior 18 months, and that they had broken up “approximately 20 times.” Simon was apparently angry because Donkor had not, as promised, called or sent her a text message by 3 AM (police noted that another woman was sleeping in Donkor’s bedroom when they arrived). Simon, pictured below in a Boulder County Sheriff’s Office mug shot, was arrested on assault, trespass, and domestic violence charges.

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Jayme Langford’s redheaded redheadedness

Jayme Langford

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Who loves Bianca Beauchamp?

We love Bianca Beauchamp, that’s who.

Bianca Beauchamp

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Faye and Georgia’s very own stimulus package [YetiBabes]

Much better than the gazillion bazillion dollars that we’re going to end up paying back over the next eleventy hundred years, right?

Faye and Georgia offer their own stimulus package

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Aubrey O’Day in Playboy? [YetiBabes]

I’ll admit it: I had to look up who Aubrey O’Day is. Still not quite getting it as far as why her being in Playboy is significant aside from her being smoking hot airbrushed spank fodder.

Aubrey O'Day in Playboy

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Happy Valentine’s Day, suckers. [YetiBabes]

Although, I have to admit: if Angelina showed up at my door like this I’d be singing the praises of Hallmark for making up this goddamned holiday. Click her cute little roses for more…

Angelina

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I can only hope to pull this off when I’m 40

Trading your baby for a Guns 'n Roses pinball machine: hot

Sooooo happy my wife doesn’t keep up with the Yeti. Or does she?

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Vote for Miss Atom 2009: The latest in genetically-altered SuperRussians

Alyona Kirsanova

From Wired, yo:

Meet Alyona Kirsanova of Novovoronezh, one of the contestants in Russia’s “Miss Atom” 2009. She is 22, works for Novovoronezhatomenergoremont, and loves “enjoying life.” Don’t you just want to take a dip in the cooling pond with her?

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If you saw my latest personal ad, then why haven’t you called?

Best personal ad EVAR

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Mamas Don’t Let Your Babies Grow Up to Be Cowboys

But you should sure let them grow up to be cowGIRLS. I mean, holy fucking shit, right?

Cowgirls are the best thing on the face of the planet

via Cu-Cu, where a cowgirl’s ass like this is revered

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Southwest Airlines Marketing Dept deserves all-expense paid vacation to Tahiti, with hookers

SWA Pilots Steve Christl and Mike Clemovitz With SI One

Click for larger, yo

I’m sorry, Wired – WTF did you just write about the Southwest Airlines plane with Bar Rafaeli plastered on the side of it?

The airline unveils SI One, a Boeing 737 decked out with a 100-foot-long picture of Sports Illustrated swimsuit model Bar Rafaeli. Sleazy pandering or brilliant marketing? You tell us.

What’s even better are the reactions to the plane on Southwest employee Christi Day’s company-sponsored blog:

i would be terrified at thought of my child seeing images like this while traveling

You see, what Southwest forgot is that their customers are overwhelmingly AMERICAN. And Americans are -

…wait for it…

…just wait for it…

overwhelmingly puritanical retards who are but one step from fully endorsing the foundation of Saudi Arabia-esque Morality Police here in the USofA. But fuck it - Bar is so fucking retardedly hawt I’m losing my train of thought on a rant…

EDIT: More of Bar Rafaeli:

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Click for full-size, StupidRes pics of Bar Rafaeli

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A little advice leading into Valentine’s Day

Girls! Stop wearing man jeans

And this little pearl of wisdom:

Women: stop abusing young men

Both via PassiveAggressiveNotes.com

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Bewbs tag heart attack: Jana Defi

via Badgirl’s Hotbox, yo

Jana Defi's impossibly huge bewbs

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Pinups are what make me very very happy. Very happy.

And Fleshbot’s got a mess of ‘em today.  Click on the lawn chair for more…

Sexy Amelia strips to her black lacey bra, panties and stockings in this 50s tease.

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Sasha Grey could end world hunger

Is there anything that Sasha Grey could not do?

Sasha Grey is all things wonderful and good on Earth

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