Oh dear please god make this happen please please oh god please

• Author: mike
• Filed under: random shit
• Date: May 17,2009

Um, turns out Megan Fox is now officially the hottest woman on the face of the planet by far and away:

“I have no question in my mind about being bisexual… I mean, I could see myself in a relationship with a girl – Olivia Wilde is so sexy she makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands.”

I’m here, just strangling my own little ox with my bare hands, yo.

• So I hate the Twitter and shit, but…
• Oh dear god: Megan Fox, lingerie, no words.
• Um, yeah. I’d pretty much do anything she told me to do. And like.