Holy shit.
No, really. HOLY SHIT. If this what havin’ babies does to bewbs, I’m going to get the whole punch out and run through my condom collection TODAY.
Like, I could get the 3-ring-binder punch and do ‘em THREE TIMES AS QUICK. There’s some math for you. Yup.
Time for coffee…
Traffic is up, referrals are up, free time is at a premium. So I’m hiring a secretary: Lauren.
FHM says:
By being better looking than the other models out there, she has outgrown her glamor girl roots.
Uh, amen.
Anything to protect the bewbies:
Apparently there’s a T-shirt available form Nihon Uni of Japan and it can protect you from Knife slashes. The mesh design apparently protects against slash attacks but should some one plunge a knife; the material won’t be able to handle the attack. The company has developed this T-Shirt following an increasing number of malicious crimes that have victimized children and late-night convenience store clerks. The company used a slightly thick fiber that is three times stronger as cotton for the T-shirt.
Wow – a whole three times stronger than cotton! There are alwaysbetter, more attractive options, yo.
