Gemma Attkinson

• Author: mike
• Filed under: , lingerie, random shit
• Date: Jul 27,2007

Mmm… bed

• Author: mike
• Filed under: , bewbs, random shit
• Date: Jul 26,2007

Ancilla Tilia - Dutch Playmate

• Author: mike
• Filed under: , bewbs, random shit
• Date: Jul 26,2007

…and fetish model, apparently.

Iga

• Author: mike
• Filed under: , random shit
• Date: Jul 25,2007

World’s worst name matched with world-class body, eh?

Danielle Carr’s hawtness

• Author: mike
• Filed under: , bewbs, random shit
• Date: Jul 25,2007

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Christine Theiss…

• Author: mike
• Filed under: , bewbs, random shit
• Date: Jul 25,2007

…will most definitely kick your ass.

Adriana and Carina

• Author: mike
• Filed under: , random shit, sapphic
• Date: Jul 25,2007

Erica Campbell

• Author: mike
• Filed under: , bewbs, random shit
• Date: Jul 25,2007

You will most definitely continue to see the most gorgeous smile in porn ’round here. Oh, yessirree.

Petra Ivkic

• Author: mike
• Filed under: , bewbs, random shit
• Date: Jul 25,2007

Isn’t that the syrup that makes you vomit?

Sophie Howard is surreal

• Author: mike
• Filed under: , bewbs, random shit
• Date: Jul 25,2007

Holy jeezuschrist. Fuck me.

bewbs tag in da hizzouse, bitches.

Forza Motorsport 2 > Monica Bellucci

• Author: mike
• Filed under: , followup, random shit
• Date: Jul 25,2007

So, um, yeah. Felt like I was back in grade school having scored my first free-and-clear copy of Penthouse or something when I got home last night and ripped apart the packaging for Forza Motorsport 2. Fired up the Xbox and started poking around.

Just a few words on how fucking amazingly awesome this game is:

Since I can safely assume that I will never be able to have penile-vaginal intercourse, or any other kind of intercourse with Monica Bellucci, and I’m pretty certain that I will never get the chance to slam a Saleen F7 through the Karussell, I am going to go ahead and make giant sweeping statements like “driving these fantasy cars on these fantasy tracks is better than having fantasy sex with these fantasy women” and shit.

It’s that good.

Fuck. I’m at work again. Might have to take the day off and get back to the Nordschleife.

And a note to all you people that think that women are only good for moist spots and cooking: it was my fiancé who got me the Xbox 360 for our anniversary of all things. That’s a good woman, I tell ya.

Red

• Author: mike
• Filed under: , random shit, redheads
• Date: Jul 25,2007

Yoko Matusage

• Author: mike
• Filed under: , bewbs, random shit
• Date: Jul 24,2007

Hillary Swank not looking like a dude

• Author: mike
• Filed under: , lingerie, random shit
• Date: Jul 24,2007

Oh jesus I just shit myself

• Author: mike
• Filed under: , news, random shit
• Date: Jul 24,2007

Forza Motorsport 2 just showed up from the UPS man.

I’m at work.

My Xbox360 is at home.

Fuck.