Ass part 2

• Author: mike
• Filed under: , ass, random shit
• Date: Sep 2,2007

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Ass part 1

• Author: mike
• Filed under: , ass, random shit
• Date: Sep 1,2007

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Like Fark, but for perverts

• Author: mike
• Filed under: , awesome, random shit
• Date: Sep 1,2007

Averaging 300 hits a day or so, a posting of mine about some girl and her pictures gets picked up by Fleshbot and I’m hit with 5,000 of you pervs.

Welcome.

Freckles need not be red.

• Author: mike
• Filed under: , freckles, random shit
• Date: Aug 31,2007

While a fan of redheads and all that entails, I’ll take one of their most distinguishing features on Iveta any day.

viva la Cecil!

Help us re-unite this lass…

• Author: mike
• Filed under: , awesome, random shit
• Date: Aug 31,2007

…with her camera (Facebook login needed).

A quick look at the new Facebook group: “Help us re-unite this lass with her camera” might leave you thinking it is a philanthopic gesture about lost property.

But closer inspection reveals exactly why the men who found the camera are quite so keen to make contact with its owner.

Because it contains several pictures of the girl - who just happens to be extremely easy on the eye and wearing very little clothing.

Well, you can go ahead and join the group to help out or just check out the photos in question here:
EDIT: Now with full-frontal nudity goodness!!!

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Bauer Nudes

• Author: mike
• Filed under: , bewbs, random shit
• Date: Aug 31,2007

OK - so not every single one of those is nude. But they’re all pretty damn hawt.

Well, aside from the hairy armpits ones. Ew.

Hungry for Hungary

• Author: mike
• Filed under: , bewbs, random shit
• Date: Aug 31,2007

Need me some goulash with a side of Ivette.

Jillian Beyor

• Author: mike
• Filed under: , bewbs, random shit
• Date: Aug 31,2007

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Tera Patrick’s awesome ass.

• Author: mike
• Filed under: , boyshorts, random shit
• Date: Aug 31,2007

In boyshorts, no less.

Bianca Beauchamp. Messy.

• Author: mike
• Filed under: , bewbs, random shit
• Date: Aug 31,2007

Is it ’cause she’s German that she’s usually covered in some sort of goo?

Audrina Partridge, The Hills, bikini

• Author: mike
• Filed under: , bikini, random shit
• Date: Aug 31,2007

I’ve seen the damn show. It’s fake. Doesn’t mean we can’t still ogle the hawties in polka-dot bikinis, though.

Bewb afficionados unite

• Author: mike
• Filed under: , bewbs, random shit
• Date: Aug 31,2007

How do you measure up? How well can you spot the bra size of celebrities? Totally flunked the whole thing, too busy staring and cleavage and trying to find the option for “Not large enough.”

Miss Teen S.C. Lauren Caitlin Upton

• Author: mike
• Filed under: , random shit, retards
• Date: Aug 29,2007

Apparently, stupid and not-so-hawt do go together quite nicely.

Here’s a map for ya, beotch.

Fuck the South

• Author: mike
• Filed under: , humor, random shit
• Date: Aug 27,2007

Cracks my shit up:

All those Federal taxes you love to hate? It all comes from us and goes to you, so shut up and enjoy your fucking Tennessee Valley Authority electricity and your fancy highways that we paid for. And the next time Florida gets hit by a hurricane you can come crying to us if you want to, but you’re the ones who built on a fucking swamp. “Let the Spanish keep it, it’s a shithole,” we said, but you had to have your fucking orange juice.

Jessica Alba: mathematically fuckable

• Author: mike
• Filed under: , awesome, random shit
• Date: Aug 27,2007

Well, among others:

After studying the movements of women for years, finally we get scientific confirmation of what we’re seeing: Researchers at Cambridge University in the U.K. have figured out exactly what makes a perfect swivel-hipped walk with “a more angular swaying and bounce to the hips.” The mathematicians got out their slide rules, calculators, blow-up dolls and binoculars, scientifically determining the perfect ratio of waist to hips. Their results? The closer that ratio is 0.7, the sexier the swagger. And guess who has that exact ratio: Jessica Alba, pictured above.

Other possessors of that magic 0.7 ratio: Sophia Loren, Alessandra Ambrosio and Venus de Milo.