Candice Swanepoel’s *EPIC* ass in VS lingerie again

• Author: mike
• Filed under: , ass, lingerie, Victoria's Secret
• Date: Jan 26,2010

We love Ancilla in latex.

• Author: mike
• Filed under: , ass, blondes, fetish
• Date: Dec 4,2009

Yes, yes we do.

An IHeartChaos post I can get behind

• Author: mike
• Filed under: , ass, boyshorts, lingerie
• Date: Dec 3,2009

…Hot girls rocking the boyshorts. Hells yes.

Candice Swanepoel’s epic ass in Victoria’s Secret undies

• Author: mike
• Filed under: , ass, lingerie
• Date: Nov 8,2009

Oh hell, I couldn’t even begin to figure out how to pronounce her name, let alone NOT stare at her ass. Lots more of aforementioned ass after the jump, yo.

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Holy Brazilian bubble butt…

• Author: mike
• Filed under: , ass, brazilians
• Date: Jul 29,2009

…on the ass end of Krystine Guimarães, Brazilian hottie.

The Bullrun has a new obstacle course: Kim Kardashian’s ass.

• Author: mike
• Filed under: , ass
• Date: Jul 14,2009

via WWTDD:

Kim Kardashian was the flag girl yesterday for the Pepsi Max Bullrun race, a seemingly illegal 1700 mile road race from NYC to a secret location in Texas. As if there was any doubt this was New York. Look at all those guineas standin around, ready to pounce on her, like a bunch of lions watching a limping gazelle. Of course I would too because she looks terrific. I wish I was beautiful with huge tits and no dignity, because standing still in a bodysuit and occasionally shifting a flag from right to left seems like something I could do.

Nelly is like a lioness on the Serengeti, minus all the tear-your-arms-from-your-body part [YetiBabes]

• Author: mike
• Filed under: , ass, bewbs, Yeti Babes
• Date: Jul 14,2009

Oh, but hell – you’d have a smile on your face the whole time she was doing it, right?

Liv’s perfect ass perfection [YetiBabes]

• Author: mike
• Filed under: , ass, bewbs, Yeti Babes
• Date: Jun 16,2009

Nice wallpaper

• Author: mike
• Filed under: , ass, redheads
• Date: Jun 5,2009

…to download from Front.co.uk, yo

All that is good with Juliana Martins’ ass

• Author: mike
• Filed under: , ass, lingerie
• Date: May 18,2009

Be sure to click for the full size RetardoRes versions.

More pics of Juliana in her underpants here…

Mamas Don’t Let Your Babies Grow Up to Be Cowboys

• Author: mike
• Filed under: , ass, cowgirls
• Date: Feb 12,2009

But you should sure let them grow up to be cowGIRLS. I mean, holy fucking shit, right?

via Cu-Cu, where a cowgirl’s ass like this is revered

Dreaming of summer

• Author: mike
• Filed under: , ass
• Date: Feb 11,2009

via Cu-Cu, which is the best collection of retardedly hot ass on teh Internets

Gerda Marie Mare really is that hot

• Author: mike
• Filed under: , ass, bikini, cowgirls
• Date: Jan 24,2009

Some people believe that when you die, you end up in heaven with 72 virgins or something. That’s cool and all, if you’re into the whole virgin thing (sorry – I’d rather some other poor sap take that one for the team). When you’re a cowboy, however, this is what you end up with:

via Cu-Cu, which showcases some of the hottest ass on teh Internets, yo

Casey Carlson will get me to watch American Idol

• Author: mike
• Filed under: , ass
• Date: Jan 16,2009

So WTF did I miss this past week? Apparently some total hottie named Casey Carlson showed up and sang “Somewhere over the rainbow” or some shit, neglecting to lead her tryout by handing out these photos of her hot ass. Mainstream TV just got a little bit better…

Kim Kardashian’s ass is not epic, attractive

• Author: mike
• Filed under: , ass
• Date: Jan 14,2009

There was one point where I would have said that her butt was the bomb. Now it’s just the MOAB (mother of all butts). My god.

Ass tag obviously applies, but not in a good way, yo.