Hi. I honestly just found the most irresponsible use for my AR15.
- Filed under: , blammo
- Date: May 3,2008
Yes, I own an AR15. Actually, I own two. Totally legal, I’m totally not a retard with ‘em, god bless America you can pry ‘em from my cold dead fingers and all that crap.
With that said, I’m always fascinated with what stupid crap people can pull with them. And I think I’ve found the ulitmate “stupid use for an AR15″ entry in 2008’s yearbook:
Works on most AR-15, M4, and M16 rifles; replaces your muzzle brake or flash hider. Machined out of solid-stock steel, shoots golf balls over 100 yards using 5.56×45mm/.223 BLANKS, do not use live rounds. No gunsmithing required. WARNING: All rules of firearm safety apply. Misuse of the golf ball launcher is potentially dangerous, and it is not a toy.
See, when the fuckin’ zombies come, I’m not sure I want to be content with hammering away at them with 62 grain South American 5.56 - that’d be so goddamn easy, like trying to get Univ. of Colorado Boulder girls to take their shirts off. I’m thinking that lobbing Titleists backed by .223 blanks just sounds more… well… demented. Almost like you’re trying to lose. Even the odds a little bit.
Sooooo putting in my order for that shit when the backstock comes in…
