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Hells Yes
fucking awesome
Oh jesus wept…
…holy effing mother of god. Because pictures of girls taking pictures of themselves is sofuckinghot. With glasses. Wow. Bigger, fuller pic of this hottie here.
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Also tagged amateurs, glasses, photographySo I hate the Twitter and shit, but…
…this just fooking takes it: iTampon is the 2nd highest trending topic on Twitter.
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Also tagged humorUm, yeah. I’d pretty much do anything she told me to do. And like.
Kitty Lea would break you in two. Pics get better than this over at I Heart Chaos, yo.
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Also taggedBud Light “In The Can” commercial. GENIUS.
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Also tagged humorBarbara Steeman? Really?
Oh hey – so what the fuck happened that all you people decided to increase by page views by literally 2,900% last month, causing my hosting provider to curse my name? Hell, I can’t make heads or tails of the referring link…
I mean, Barbara Steeman is definitely cute and all, but she’s a mere blonde, guys 
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Also tagged blondes, random shitPiece of shit gangbanger gets his gun-toting ass handed to him.
Great video with one problem: I wouldn’t have stopped until the fucker was dead.
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Also taggedThe awesomeness that is Jayme Langford
via Badgirl, who just made my f’n week with this one.
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Also tagged bewbs, Jayme Langford, redheadsRead it backwards.
License plate win.
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Also taggedBest beer (label) ever. EVER.
Me? I’m pretty fuckin’ white trash so I drink Coors Light. It’s cool – it has these cans (yes, cans) that have these mountains on ‘em. If the beer’s cold enough, the mountains turn blue. BLUE MOUNTAINS, I say. Mostly, I just try to see how fast I can drink the beer before the mountains lose their blue-ness or some shit. Most of the time I’m doing this while posting to the Yeti, right?
Well, some Aussie beer guys took this concept a bit further – and directly into Yeti territory. Check out 100% Beer Skinny Blonde. When the bottles warm up you get bewbs. And they’ve got their own site to show you some real-world examples. Fuckin’ a.
via Geekologie, yo.
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Also tagged beer, blondesMost genius geniusness EVER.
I need a puppy. Like now.
Found over at Geekologie:
This is a video of an experiment called ‘Puppy Pulling Power’ that helps determine which breed of dog women respond to most. Basically some guy attached a digital camera to a dog’s collar that takes a picture every time it detects a smile. Or breasts. Quite possibly breasts. Whatever the case, I’m adopting everything the pound has to offer. Cats too. Ladies?
This guy is quite possibly my hero. No, definitely my hero.
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Also taggedOh dear please god make this happen please please oh god please
Um, turns out Megan Fox is now officially the hottest woman on the face of the planet by far and away:
“I have no question in my mind about being bisexual… I mean, I could see myself in a relationship with a girl – Olivia Wilde is so sexy she makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands.”
I’m here, just strangling my own little ox with my bare hands, yo.
