And the hottest girl at Comic-Con 2009? Jessica Nigri as Pokemon or some shit. More pics over at pixelatedgeek.com. Let the incredibly awkward staring and stalking commence.
Because I have never – never – had to get anything surgically frozen off my jimblies after having hooked up with a Mac Chick. PC chick? Notsomuch.
via Lifehacker, which is a great site to find out how to do all sorts of things better, quicker, easier… with more privacy. Here at the Yeti, we’re all about privacy – about maintaining it while other people, notable hot hot redheads and Germans, give up their privacy. Check this shit out: a web page you can go to, then load some other page in the background, then look at that page through some legitimate page (’cause your boss totally believes you keep Google up all f’n day long). Hard to visualize? Check the vid:
Me? I just moved my damn desk and monitor around so it doesn’t face the door any more. F’n boss.
Her name is Jenn Thomas, “a Pittsburgh architecture student and model, and of course, a die-hard Mac Chick!” Heh heh… architecture student… erecting things…
(oh fuck it, I’m reaching)
Fuck.
And I’m supposed to be looking for a job. Like, a real-life day job. That’s going to pot now that Grand Theft Auto 4 is coming…
via Cameltap, which rules…
Might be my chance just yet!
Save the Internet: Don’t Stay a Virgin
Terms of Service:
3. General Requirements and Rules of Conduct
Services will only be provided to those who meet the following requirements:
* applicants must be 18yrs old or above
* condom must be used, except if the applicant prefers to release his semen upon Tania’s body without any oral or vaginal contact
* Anal sex is negotiable, although Tania will cease the performance immediately if any form of ’surprise buttsex’ occurs
Oh, there’s more. Although if this is the same Tania Derveaux that’s been around the Belgian Senate before, I’m smelling “Internet meme” in the making or some shit…
Yup, she’s fictional…
via Macenstein, who gets all the hot hot MacBook Pro ass he can stand while I have to make do with my puny 13″ MacBook…
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