Hells Yes

May’s Mac Chick of the Month is retarded hot, has polka dots on her butt

Author: mike
Filed under: , geek
Date: May 3,2008

Her name is Jenn Thomas, “a Pittsburgh architecture student and model, and of course, a die-hard Mac Chick!” Heh heh… architecture student… erecting things…

(oh fuck it, I’m reaching)

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It’s why I have an xbox360.

Author: mike
Filed under: , awesome, geek
Date: Apr 30,2008

Fuck.

And I’m supposed to be looking for a job. Like, a real-life day job. That’s going to pot now that Grand Theft Auto 4 is coming…

via Cameltap, which rules…

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Support Net Neutrality, get laid.

Author: mike
Filed under: , geek, sex
Date: Apr 25,2008

Might be my chance just yet!

Save the Internet: Don’t Stay a Virgin
Terms of Service:

3. General Requirements and Rules of Conduct
Services will only be provided to those who meet the following requirements:
* applicants must be 18yrs old or above
* condom must be used, except if the applicant prefers to release his semen upon Tania’s body without any oral or vaginal contact
* Anal sex is negotiable, although Tania will cease the performance immediately if any form of ’surprise buttsex’ occurs

Oh, there’s more. Although if this is the same Tania Derveaux that’s been around the Belgian Senate before, I’m smelling “Internet meme” in the making or some shit…