Truer words…

• Author: mike
• Filed under: , humor
• Date: Jul 18,2008

The need to return to a simpler time…

• Author: mike
• Filed under: , humor
• Date: May 14,2008

…so packing my shit up and sleeping in the car tonight.

More motivational posters, with extra NSFW goodness, at Lucyboots

• Author: mike
• Filed under: , humor
• Date: May 12,2008

More here, yo. Lucy rules…

I had an art teacher once.

• Author: mike
• Filed under: , humor
• Date: May 7,2008

She was keeeeerazy! Total, complete, batshit nutso. She used to bounce this magic stick in the air (a wooden dowel) and usually showed up to work looking like Stevie Nicks. This was around 1979 or so, back when we had “tornado drills!” in southern New York which I actually still believed were for inclement weather until about 1994 or some shit (read: WWIII). Good times, good times.

This picture reminded me of all that.

via the FAIL blog.

Motivational Posters with a Twist

• Author: mike
• Filed under: , fucking awesome, humor
• Date: Apr 25,2008

via Badgirl, who’s pretty fuckin’ awesome

There can be only one. True Penis Size, that is.

• Author: mike
• Filed under: , humor
• Date: Apr 23,2008

According to the Size of a Man website:

You’ve done it, your father’s done it, and your grandpa did it too, but none of them knew how to do it right, and a lot of them ended up cheating to bump up their results. In a world where starting your measurement from your asshole has proven to be an acceptable method, it’s time now to bring this age old debate to a close.

Um, yah - I’ve totally fucked this one up. Skewed it pretty small in order to underpromise/overdeliver, if you know what I’m sayin’…
via Cecil, who probably got it right using some sliderule math decades ago

So. True.

• Author: mike
• Filed under: , humor, retards
• Date: Apr 13,2008

Think maybe I’ll head over to my local Walmart today and get some of the latest in lead-covered children’s toys or some shit. That Walmart? That’s some good fun right there. Lots. via goodshit

Just kidding.

• Author: mike
• Filed under: , humor
• Date: Apr 9,2008

I’m soooooooo going to hell for laughing at that.

This, like, went out with the 80’s

• Author: mike
• Filed under: , humor
• Date: Feb 28,2008

That we mind Kyla’s or anything…

It takes you a minute…

• Author: mike
• Filed under: , humor
• Date: Jan 29,2008

…and then you get it.

Originally found in the Washington Post, yo.

Most time-saving invention ever: The Poop Tube

• Author: mike
• Filed under: , humor, random shit
• Date: Nov 30,2007

Orgasmo Clock

• Author: mike
• Filed under: , humor, random shit
• Date: Nov 30,2007

Not that I know what a dearth of this sound is like in my life, but…

Long for the sound of a female having an orgasm while in bed? Well, it is time to make that dream a reality, my friend. Not an actual, living woman mind you—I mean, let’s be realistic here. I’m referring to this sleek-looking Orgasmo Clock. Just set the alarm and you will be gently coaxed from your slumber with the soothing sounds of a woman getting her rocks off. Not as good as the real thing, but certainly better than the irritating alarm from most clocks. Available for $25.

via Gizmodo, and Cecil

Best way to start your presentation. Ever.

• Author: mike
• Filed under: , humor, random shit
• Date: Nov 15,2007

The next time I have to present at the company meeting, I’m loading up my PowerPoint with the USB Humping Dog. Even better, there’s video goodness of some, uh, file transfer.

5 Mental Disorders That Can Totally Get You Laid

• Author: mike
• Filed under: , awesome, humor, random shit
• Date: Nov 10,2007

Awesome on so many levels for so many reasons at the moment:

We don’t want to make light of mental disorders or its sufferers, but you have to admit sometimes a person can be just mentally ill enough to be cool. After all, chicks totally dig troubled guys.

Now, when we say “troubled,” we’re not talking about that one naked dude on the subway who constantly masturbates and can only talk in machine code. No, we mean the complex and difficult soul, present in 70 percent of Oscar-winning movies, who spends two hours battling against his inner demons while being submerged up to neck level in pussy. You can be that guy, if only you’re lucky enough to contract an inconvenient and traumatic brain condition.

Here are 5 such disorders that might just be cool enough to get you laid.

via sexoteric

True love

• Author: mike
• Filed under: , humor, random shit
• Date: Nov 4,2007

via Badgirl’s Hotbox, yo