Hells Yes

Keeley Hazell is possibly the best thing to happen to the Internets

Author: mike
Filed under: , Keeley Hazell
Date: Apr 28,2008

via Badgirl, who’s just the shit.

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Keeley Hazell: force of nature

Author: mike
Filed under: , bewbs, Keeley Hazell
Date: Jan 28,2008

Goddamn it, she’s so smokin’ hawt.

And there’s Day One, and Day Two, as well…

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I am going to live forever.

Author: mike
Filed under: , bewbs, Keeley Hazell
Date: Dec 3,2007

A German research published in New England Journal of Medicine and Weekly World News said that men staring at women’s breasts in fact prolong their lives with years.

“Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female such as Baywatch actress Pamela Lee is equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out,” said author Dr. Karen Weatherby, a gerontologist.

The team led by Weatherby was made up of researchers at three hospitals in Frankfurt, Germany, and found this results after monitoring for 5 years the health of 200 male subjects, half of whom were asked to look at busty females daily, while the other half had to abstain from doing so.

For five years, the boob oglers presented a lower blood pressure, slower resting pulse rates and decreased risk of coronary artery disease.

“Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation. There’s no question: Gazing at large breasts makes men healthier. Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of stroke and heart attack in half.” said Weatherby, who even recommended that men aged over 40 should spend at least 10 minutes daily admiring breasts sized “D-cup” or larger.

Thumbnail goes to gallery of one of the most absolutely beautiful pair of bewbs ever to gently sway their way across this planet: Keeley Hazell.

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