Mid-week random tittay post
Just a bunch of random ones, yo. via Ffound.
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Hells Yes
Megan Fox
Oh dear please god make this happen please please oh god please
Um, turns out Megan Fox is now officially the hottest woman on the face of the planet by far and away:
“I have no question in my mind about being bisexual… I mean, I could see myself in a relationship with a girl – Olivia Wilde is so sexy she makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands.”
I’m here, just strangling my own little ox with my bare hands, yo.
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Also tagged fucking awesomeThe real reason I want a Wii, honey.
My wife keeps toying with me about buying a Wii. I’m fuckin’ blown away by the things. How the hell does it know that I wanted some top spin on that backhand while playing tennis? HOW? Well, if there’s any reason to get a Wii now, it’s to get Guitar Hero and invite Megan Fox over to wear that tank top around our house.
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Also taggedMegan Fox was in love with a Russian stripper named (get this) Nikita
Fuck yes. Dreams really do come true:
The candid 22-year-old “Transformers” star, who’s currently engaged to actor Brian Austin Green, opened up to GQ about her love life, telling the magazine she was once in love with a female stripper. Fox, who appears on the October cover in a black bikini, said she was in the relationship when she was 18 and first living in Los Angeles alone. “Well, that year my boyfriend broke up with me, and I decided – oh man, sorry, mommy! – that I was in love with this girl that worked at the Body Shop,” said Fox. “I decided that I was going to get her to love me back, and I went out of my way to create a relationship with this girl, a stripper named Nikita.” Fox said Nikita would do “these beautiful slow dances to Aerosmith ballads.” The actress also said she would bring the Russian stripper gifts and try to inspire her to quit her line of work. Fox’s publicist, Dominique Appel, confirmed the contents of the GQ report Monday. Despite the brief relationship with a woman, Fox said she does not identify herself as gay. “Look, I’m not a lesbian,” said Fox. “I just think that all humans are born with the ability to be attracted to both sexes. I mean, I could see myself in a relationship with a girl – Olivia Wilde is so sexy she makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands. She’s mesmerizing. And lately I’ve been obsessed with Jenna Jameson, but … oh boy.”
Dunno know about you, but I’m going to go abuse myself for the next 4 or 5 hours to that thought.
