Making adjustments
I mean fuck it, right? You’re here for the bewbs anyway and a cleaner design will give ‘em more room to run free.
Hells Yes
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Chloe [YetiBabes]
Trying out Chloe in a new gallery view on the YetiBabes pages. Let me know in the comments if it’s retarded. Basically, it gives you bigger images this way… tweaking ahead, I’m sure. Which kind of gallery do you prefer – one that shows all the pics on one page (although they’re smaller) or thumbnails that link to larger images?
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Also tagged bewbs, Yeti BabesUpgrade.
I don’t usually say this, but I have a suggestion: upgrade to Internet Explorer 8, like now. I love my Mac but I still work on Windows day in and day out. And it looks like a large number of you are still showing up here on your Windows machine as well. Or you’re using IE on a Mac, which is just really retarded.
There’s a bunch of reasons, like porn mode or some shit,but for the most part I’m encouraging you because the Yeti looks somuchfuckingbetter on it. And I’m too lazy to fix my css files. You get what you pay for ’round here…
Oh, and here’s Kyla Cole doing some laundry so that this post doesn’t depress you too much:
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Also tagged Kyla Cole, pornPorn industry hops on the failbus and pandhandles for $5 billion.
The balls of this guy.
WASHINGTON (CNN) — Another major American industry is asking for assistance as the global financial crisis continues: Hustler publisher Larry Flynt and Girls Gone Wild CEO Joe Francis said Wednesday they will request that Congress allocate $5 billion for a bailout of the adult entertainment industry.
“The take here is that everyone and their mother want to be bailed out from the banks to the big three,” said Owen Moogan, spokesman for Larry Flynt. “The porn industry has been hurt by the downturn like everyone else and they are going to ask for the $5 billion. Is it the most serious thing in the world? Is it going to make the lives of Americans better if it happens? It is not for them to determine.”
Francis said in a statement that “the US government should actively support the adult industry’s survival and growth, just as it feels the need to support any other industry cherished by the American people.“
My emphasis added, of course. Mmm… cherished bewbies…
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Also tagged pornIf you can read this…
…I didn’t fucking explode the Yeti once again while upgrading.
Not that you care. You just want more bewbs.
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Also taggedA note about the Yeti Babes.
I’ve played around with a bunch of different ways to get teh bewbs to you. Linking to other gallery sites, trying to make my own gallery sites, whatever. None of those ways makes me happy – there is either too much clicking that you need to do or too much advertising to have to wade through. So I’ve just tagged a new category called Yeti Babes. You click on this category and it take you to all the Yeti-hosted tittery I’m hosting, and all of it’s just on one page. Click on the girl, you get all the bewbs at once. It’s all sponsored ’cause sponsors are good – I link back to them and they give me free bewbs. Who wins with that deal? WHO? You do, my friends. You. win.
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Also tagged bewbsIn case you haven’t noticed, here’s where you get your pictures of naked hot chicks
I’ve been trying to subtly push people towards le bewbs for a few days now, but I want to make sure that everyone knows what the F is up:
It takes a lot of time to go out and find good pictures of naked hawties on teh Internets. It takes even more time to try and pimp ‘em up for all youse guys (and some girls – I know you’re sneaking a couple of glimpses at some hot hot Brazilians and shit, and believe me, Roberta Murgo is the way to go if you’re going to fall in love with tan lines). So I’ve set up the coolest most awesomest bewbie site ever:
It’s there that I post galleries on a regular basis – and even better, I track which ones you perverts click on the most so it’s like a self-updating, cream-always-rises-to-the-crop avalanche of fresh, gorgeously hot women. All from sponsors like Watch4Beauty, gODDESS, LSGModels, and so on. All for you. (ok, a little for me).
On the right of The Yeti you’ll see galleries that get added to the database pretty much daily and you’ll see posts on here – and on The Bewbs – with highlighted, newly-posted galleries. And? I’m working on the link submission thingy for The Bewbs so that those of you who are more vigilant to the bewbs (Scott, Cecil, you know who you are) can get your hotties on the front page pronto.
So, enjoy. And feel free to criticise and suggest. I can take it, yo. 
– mike
PS: this is Roberta Murgo. Tell me you WOULDN’T go all lezbo if you found her on your lawn chair?
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Also taggedI am looking for permalinks, yo
See that spot over on the right? The one where the drunkenbewbs.com banner is? I want to put your blog’s banner there. Send me info or post a comment on here to have me check out your blog, mm’kay? Banners should preferably be 120px wide ’cause I’m really sick of modifying this template…
– mike
PS: bewbs rule.
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Also taggedMac Chick of the Month: Elise Frappier
Heh heh heh… “Fappier” is more like it.
Where’s the “hottie schoolgirl skirt” tag when you need it?
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Also taggedUm, fuck.
In my daily life, I’m a sysadmin. Remind yourself never to hire me. You see, I upgraded The Yeti to 2.3 code for security and other reasons, and promptly blew away all the uploads and other assorted imagery for the site.The net effect is than any post prior to an hour ago will have no pictures attached to it. What the fuck good is this site without pictures, you may ask? And my answer would be: fuck it, I’m going to go home and have a beer.
Onwards and upwards, I guess. Fuck all of it.
– mike
PS – backups are for pussies.
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Also tagged random shit, retardsThe Yeti on the go
I’ve re-added the wp-mobile plugin for The Yeti, courtesy of Alex King. Pointing my BlackBerry to it, all seems to work, albeit in highly less-visual format. But I assure you, the bewbies are still there.
To use, simply point your mobile browser to www.drunkenyeti.com and prepare to annoy that old lady sitting next to you on the bus.
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Also tagged random shitLittle People, Big Lawyer’s Fees
I’ll admit it, I watch the show. Wonder if they’ll touch on Matt Roloff’s DUI arrest…
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Also tagged random shitOh jesus I just shit myself
Forza Motorsport 2 just showed up from the UPS man.
I’m at work.
My Xbox360 is at home.
Fuck.
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Also tagged random shitI’m back, bitches.
Just not going to put myself under the pressure to update every single goddamn day, yo.
– mike
