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I need to go kill some bitches. Figuratively, of course.

This is why my bud, who can spend hours in front of Grand Theft Auto 3, is the most chill person you’ve ever met. Just let him beat up some hos first

People who play violent videogames online generally feel more relaxed and less angry after they have played, according to a new study by psychologists at Middlesex University.

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We’re not political…

…we just want Obama to win.

www.hillaryismomjeans.com

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The difference…

…between Hawaii.

and South Carolina. Or anywhere else in the South, for what it’s worth.
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Drunk-ass Facebook chicks. Old news.

Drunkenly dancing on tables or collapsing in the street used to be a source of acute embarrassment for young women the morning after the night before.

Today, they are more likely to boast about it – to the world, with pictures – on social networking sites.

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Um, yes. Eat a sammich.

From the country that brings you beauties like Keeley Hazell and Michelle Marsh comes the twig that won Miss England?

The blonde 20-year-old, from Malton, North Yorks, is hoping she will pile on the pounds for the competition in Sanya, China, on December 1.

She said: “Miss World judges like naturally curvy girls and don’t like the stick-thin women you see on the catwalks.

“They promote healthy eating and I want to help them get that message across, so I’m giving it my all.”

The pretty hopeful was advised to put on weight by Miss England director Angie Beasley, who is a former model and Miss World judge.

Miss Beasley, 44, said: “Beauty pageants are meant to appeal to women everywhere and Miss World has always championed real women.”

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To follow up on “You’re doing it wrong”…

…comes a followup to an NPR story about how teenagers are learning about sex from porn. We all know how much I’m all for teh pr0n, but actually thinking you can learn something useful from it?

This came up because of a piece I heard on the NPR radio show, “This American Life.” The program was on the topic of “talking to kids,” and it had a whole segment on talking to kids and teenagers about sex. The entire segment was excellent . . . but the part that jumped out at me was the teenagers saying that they didn’t have good information about sex. Specifically, they didn’t have good information about the actual mechanics of sex, what goes where and how.

And so they looked at porn.

And I didn’t know whether to vomit, throw things, or cry.

I think this explains pretty much every picture from a Greek-system party, half of Flickr, and why heading up to the local college campus in the springtime is better than a $500/hr Las Vegas escort.

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Lewd behavior in bathrooms. Eh, it happens.

If you mean that fawking bomb I dropped post-Taco Bell in the 2nd floor men’s room this afternoon. God-damn!

St. Bernard Parish Councilman Joey DiFatta, who on Thursday withdrew from the 1st Senate District campaign, has been stopped twice since 1996 for suspicion of engaging in lewd behavior in public restrooms in Jefferson Parish, records obtained by The Times-Picayune show.

DiFatta, 53, acknowledged that reports he had been stopped are true, but he denied any wrongdoing in both cases. He said he was not prosecuted in either case and has no arrest record.

“If I had done something wrong, I would have been arrested,” DiFatta said Thursday afternoon. “I was not. I will deny that I was involved in any activity of that nature.”

Welcome to New Orleans, the gleaming gem of the South. But gleaming with what?

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There’s a joke in here somewhere

Seems that being married to The Crazy really can kill you:

CHICAGO (AP) — A lousy marriage might literally make you sick. Marital strife and other bad personal relationships can raise your risk for heart disease, researchers reported Monday.

“What we add here is that, ‘OK, being married is in general good, but be careful about the kind of person you have married.’ The quality of the relationship matters,” said lead author Roberto De Vogli, a researcher with University College in London.

Obvious tag is making an appointment to have it’s blood enzymes checked at the earliest convenience. Furthermore, Keeley Hazell is the hottest thing you will ever see in a wifebeater. Ever. Finally? I’m going to hell. No news there.

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Acrophobia takes backseat to a bottle of Jack

The pictures get steadily closer.

via Sexoteric

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How to pop a Chery

No, didn’t misspell it. It’s a Chinese-built sedan that’s “best-selling” somewhere (Russia, I think) that was recently spotlighted by a Russian car magazine. Seems when one of these high-quality Chinese items is run into a wall, your ass tries to come out through your nostrils. It’s fuckin’ scary. Fascinating, but scary.

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Obvious tag deployed since it’s Chinese, yo.

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Les Stroud > Bear Grylls

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I never thought the damn showoff was worth much anyway. Sure, he’s out there throwing his ass down rivers and shit, but he’s “teaching” people how to kill themselves in the “wild”. What’s more? He cheats.

…an adviser to the show has disclosed that at one location where the adventurer claimed to be a “real life Robin-son Crusoe” trapped on “a desert island”, he was actually on an outlying part of the Hawaiian archipelago and spent nights at a motel.

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