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While this chick is off nearly killing her boyfriend, epic bewbs tag most certainly does not apply.

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Oh hell – I pulled this shit off by 14 or so.

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It’s the 5 Litres Experiment. You’ve guessed correctly: five liters and how long it’ll take. via Unscathed Corpse

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You all can hide in my zombie shelter.

Just bring beer.

Villagers in southern Peru were struck by a mysterious illness after a meteorite made a fiery crash to Earth in their area, regional authorities said Monday.

Around midday Saturday, villagers were startled by an explosion and a fireball that many were convinced was an airplane crashing near their remote village, located in the high Andes department of Puno in the Desaguadero region, near the border with Bolivia.

Residents complained of headaches and vomiting brought on by a “strange odor,” local health department official Jorge Lopez told Peruvian radio RPP.

Seven policemen who went to check on the reports also became ill and had to be given oxygen before being hospitalized, Lopez said.

Didn’t these assholes learn anything from George Romero? “Headaches” and “vomiting” are only the beginning phases of the infection, fuckers. I’m outta here…

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Heather’s complete lack of uvula

So I get this email from loyal visitor Scott (I say “loyal” because he was one of the select few to notice that I had even started posting again):

Mike, when you have time and you are not playing Forza, you should check out www.youporn.com. Kinda like You Tube, but only a lot better. Might I make two recommendations for your spare time on youporn? Search for “Reds” naturally, and search for “Heather” and you will be amazed by her deep throatedness.

Intriguing. So, what do I find when I search for “heather“?

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Holy mother of god.

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