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Girl addiction. It strikes one in every four Americans every day, maybe more, and the effects can be devastating. Loss of ability to focus coupled with feelings of intense euphoria, mumbling, risk taking behaviors, and possibly dehydration are all side effects of this debilitating disease—and there’s no known cure. Further adding to the daunting condition are the statistics on recidivism rates, which are off the charts.

Hit the break for the rest of the girls…

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I mean, you’ve got to deal with the annoying dude, but it’s Faye Reagan gettin’ pounded or something.

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Why does this not surprise me? Why should this surprise anyone? Why is this news? Teenagers are like little human beings. And human beings like porn. Period.

The average teenager spends one hour and 40 minutes a week browsing sites for pornography, according to new research.

That equates to 87 hours a year spent surfing for porn. A further hour and 35 minutes is spent looking at dieting and weight loss websites.

The study of 1,000 youngsters found the average teenager was online 31 hours each week looking at soft pornography, plastic surgery, dieting, family planning and emotional support.

Retards tag lovingly not used for the teenagers themselves but for the researchers…

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The balls of this guy.

WASHINGTON (CNN) — Another major American industry is asking for assistance as the global financial crisis continues: Hustler publisher Larry Flynt and Girls Gone Wild CEO Joe Francis said Wednesday they will request that Congress allocate $5 billion for a bailout of the adult entertainment industry.

“The take here is that everyone and their mother want to be bailed out from the banks to the big three,” said Owen Moogan, spokesman for Larry Flynt. “The porn industry has been hurt by the downturn like everyone else and they are going to ask for the $5 billion. Is it the most serious thing in the world? Is it going to make the lives of Americans better if it happens? It is not for them to determine.”

Francis said in a statement that “the US government should actively support the adult industry’s survival and growth, just as it feels the need to support any other industry cherished by the American people.“

My emphasis added, of course. Mmm… cherished bewbies…

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Porn. In the air. Like, at 35,000 feet:

Jalopnik’s Road Test Editor Wes Siler is currently at 35,000 feet, flying American Airlines from LA to NY. Since his Boeing 767 had the recently launched Gogo in-flight Wi-Fi, and since he was already using it to get his work done, we decided to see how far the service could go in terms of in-flight comforts.

Really? Is there anything that porn cannot do?

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More crossing over to mainstream! More crossing over to mainstream! Have I mentioned how retardedly hot Sasha Grey actually is?

“The Girlfriend Experience is the second in Soderbergh’s six-picture deal with billionaire entrepreneurs Mark Cuban and Todd Wagner. Each will be shot on high-definition video and released simultaneously in cinemas, on DVD and television….”To have the opportunity to work for an Academy Award-winning auteur is truly a great honour,” Grey told AVN. “I’ve been an admirer of Soderbergh’s films for years, and I am elated that I have been given a leading role in a character-driven film.”

And if you just want to stare her nekkid bewbity…

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The only problem I see with this study? It was done in Denmark. Denmark, as we all know, is a normal country with normal people who do things like teach their kids to drink responsibly and wear condoms when they have sex at 15 years old. Unlike America which teaches its kids to waitgoddamnit! until you’re 21 to drink, then binge on it, and that trying to protect yourself from cervical cancer is akin to sucking dick on a corner in Detroit.

A study conducted in Denmark shows that men and women generally consider hardcore pornography a positive influence in their lives. They credit it with improving their sex lives, their sexual knowledge, their attitudes toward the opposite gender, and even their general quality of life. Those who use it the most, those who pleasure themselves the most, and those who consider their source material the most realistic perceived the greatest positive effects.

PS: that image cracks my shit up.

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Mesmerizing.

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