Here to help? WHERE ARE THE LINKS, THEN?

• Author: mike
• Filed under: , porn
• Date: Apr 7,2008

The only problem I see with this study? It was done in Denmark. Denmark, as we all know, is a normal country with normal people who do things like teach their kids to drink responsibly and wear condoms when they have sex at 15 years old. Unlike America which teaches its kids to waitgoddamnit! until you’re 21 to drink, then binge on it, and that trying to protect yourself from cervical cancer is akin to sucking dick on a corner in Detroit.

A study conducted in Denmark shows that men and women generally consider hardcore pornography a positive influence in their lives. They credit it with improving their sex lives, their sexual knowledge, their attitudes toward the opposite gender, and even their general quality of life. Those who use it the most, those who pleasure themselves the most, and those who consider their source material the most realistic perceived the greatest positive effects.

PS: that image cracks my shit up.

When a rose is not just a rose

• Author: mike
• Filed under: , porn
• Date: Apr 5,2008

A collage of pr0n

• Author: mike
• Filed under: , porn
• Date: Apr 4,2008

Mesmerizing.

Nerd porn. Literally.

• Author: mike
• Filed under: , bewbs, porn, random shit
• Date: Nov 1,2007

Round of applause for Anna at nerdpr0n.com:

My site is a great way to flex my geek muscles - I designed and coded the site myself, and work on it a lot. I answer all my emails and do all the work. You won’t find any bureaucracy here - just me, naked and in the flesh, and I think that’s the way porn should be. I am a sex-positive, porn-positive feminist, and I love porn (I wouldn’t do this if I didn’t!), but I get tired of seeing the same 10 chicks with fake tits and bored looks, and I am determined to put a nerdy new face on porn and share it with you.

Oh yeah - that’s a Star Trek jumpsuit leisure suit onesie bodysuit whatever. Hawt. Or something.

via Cecil, who does not surprise us any more

To follow up on “You’re doing it wrong”…

• Author: mike
• Filed under: , obvious, porn, random shit
• Date: Oct 24,2007

…comes a followup to an NPR story about how teenagers are learning about sex from porn. We all know how much I’m all for teh pr0n, but actually thinking you can learn something useful from it?

This came up because of a piece I heard on the NPR radio show, “This American Life.” The program was on the topic of “talking to kids,” and it had a whole segment on talking to kids and teenagers about sex. The entire segment was excellent . . . but the part that jumped out at me was the teenagers saying that they didn’t have good information about sex. Specifically, they didn’t have good information about the actual mechanics of sex, what goes where and how.

And so they looked at porn.

And I didn’t know whether to vomit, throw things, or cry.

I think this explains pretty much every picture from a Greek-system party, half of Flickr, and why heading up to the local college campus in the springtime is better than a $500/hr Las Vegas escort.

This is the face…

• Author: mike
• Filed under: , porn, random shit
• Date: Aug 27,2007

…of a hero.

A MELBOURNE schoolboy has cracked the Federal Government’s new $84 million internet porn filter in minutes.

Tom Wood, 16, said it took him just over 30 minutes to bypass the Government’s filter, released on Tuesday.

Tom, a year 10 student at a southeast Melbourne private school, showed the Herald Sun how to deactivate the filter in a handful of clicks.

Bonus points for having the improbably last name of “Wood,” yo.