Hells Yes

I’m so fucked

Author: mike
Filed under: , random shit
Date: Mar 25,2008

You just had a baby, and now you’re dying to know if the man you’ve been living with for the past year is the father. Or maybe it’s your ex’s baby… or your ex’s brother’s baby! Regardless, obtaining a DNA paternity test can take forever. First, you have to see the doctor, then involve a lawyer, and hundreds—if not thousands—of dollars later, you won’t get results for weeks or months. So what’s a desperate home-wrecking woman to do? Now, she can go to her local Rite Aid.

Trying to account for all my swimmers over the last 15 years in 3… 2… 1…

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Meshy t-shirt protect from knives, glass cutters

Author: mike
Filed under: , random shit
Date: Mar 24,2008

Anything to protect the bewbies:

Apparently there’s a T-shirt available form Nihon Uni of Japan and it can protect you from Knife slashes. The mesh design apparently protects against slash attacks but should some one plunge a knife; the material won’t be able to handle the attack. The company has developed this T-Shirt following an increasing number of malicious crimes that have victimized children and late-night convenience store clerks. The company used a slightly thick fiber that is three times stronger as cotton for the T-shirt.

Wow - a whole three times stronger than cotton! There are alwaysbetter, more attractive options, yo.

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5 Household Items You’re Going to Want to Sanitize

Author: mike
Filed under: , random shit
Date: Mar 18,2008

Found by Cecil, over at Jezebel:

So when I packed to go on an 8-day vacation last week, I surveyed my vibe collection to see which would be the most travel-friendly for a trip with a large group of people sharing bedrooms in an open, airy beach house. In the end, I decided against packing any of them, because I knew they were all too loud or large to not draw attention. But by day 6 of my trip I was going out of my mind, and I decided I needed to be a little more self-reliant in self-pleasuring.

Probably not much help for the male visitors of the Yeti, but we try to do our equal-opportunity best. Especially if you’re female, hot, and send pics. Not like this one or this one or even this one. Ew.

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Ashley Alexandra Dupré, Spitzer’s (not so) safe deposit box

Author: mike
Filed under: , random shit
Date: Mar 13,2008

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Yeah, we got pics of the hos

Author: mike
Filed under: , random shit
Date: Mar 12,2008

Pics of the women of the now-infamous Emporer’s Club:

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Monica Leigh

Author: mike
Filed under: , bewbs, random shit
Date: Dec 5,2007

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Jenny’s awesome freckles

Author: mike
Filed under: , bewbs, freckles, random shit, redheads
Date: Dec 4,2007

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Racktacular, to quote

Author: mike
Filed under: , bewbs, random shit
Date: Dec 4,2007

via Cecil, who knows bewbs when he sees bewbs

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Yuriko Shiratori: Not or Not? Yes.

Author: mike
Filed under: , lingerie, random shit
Date: Dec 3,2007

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Isabel

Author: mike
Filed under: , bewbs, random shit
Date: Dec 2,2007

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Playboy’s Thea Coleman

Author: mike
Filed under: , bewbs, random shit
Date: Dec 2,2007

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New job prospect

Author: mike
Filed under: , awesome, lingerie, random shit
Date: Dec 2,2007

I need a new job. Something that pays more and wants me to work less. Tall order, but there’s always the option of moving to a position in a company that offers other benefits:

“We have been waiting for this day all month. Today, we are super high, and don’t know where to put our eyes,” salesman Cai Mingda told Straits News. More than 90% of female workers reportedly went along with the spirit of the day and worked in their underwear.”

“Today, we are super high, and don’t know where to put our eyes.” I know exactly where I’d be putting my eyes, although the second point of order for a company culture shift like this is to get that hottie out of the little cubicle she’s crammed into and up on a stage. With poles. And, like, cage dancing. And hand out Cosmopolitans at lunch or something.

Amateurs.

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If you’ve noticed I haven’t been around for a while…

Author: mike
Filed under: , awesome, random shit
Date: Dec 2,2007

…it’s ’cause I’ve been getting in some fresh tracks in Nepal:

A US TV presenter says he and his team have found a series of footprints in the Everest region of Nepal resembling descriptions of the mysterious Yeti.

The presenter and his colleagues say they are “very excited”, although they are not saying they definitely believe it is the mark of the Yeti.

Josh Gates and his crew work on a series called Destination Truth, which follows reports of fantastic creatures.

The footprints found on Wednesday have renewed Yeti excitement in Nepal.

Mr Gates said they had been searching by torchlight at night-time because, he said, alleged sightings of the yeti had usually taken place at night.

They did not see the so-called abominable snowman himself.

Welcome to my psychosis, everyone. Enjoy the stay.

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