Please note that like 25% of the Internets is porn or something. Duh.
Hells Yes
Failblog pretty much sums it up. Cue fanbois in 3… 2… 1…
Cock rings for everyone, then!
- Filed under: , retards
- Date: Sep 22,2009
From TPM.com:
A conference attendee. One of the planned sessions was entitled ‘Defunding Planned Parenthood.’
Largest cock rings ever. EVER.
Via TotallyCrap.com:
This might be the jealousy story of the year. Sexy cheerleading coach Carlie Christine was sacked from her job as cheerleading coach for Casa Roble High School in California because some sad fat bitches with no talent for looking hot who didn’t make the cut left pictures of Miss Christine’s Playboy adventure on the head teacher’s desk.
Why does this not surprise me? Why should this surprise anyone? Why is this news? Teenagers are like little human beings. And human beings like porn. Period.
The average teenager spends one hour and 40 minutes a week browsing sites for pornography, according to new research.
That equates to 87 hours a year spent surfing for porn. A further hour and 35 minutes is spent looking at dieting and weight loss websites.
The study of 1,000 youngsters found the average teenager was online 31 hours each week looking at soft pornography, plastic surgery, dieting, family planning and emotional support.
Retards tag lovingly not used for the teenagers themselves but for the researchers…
You will not – repeat – NOT ever see me wearing one of these shirts, unless it’s around people who know me for the person I am and can have a good laugh at the expense of The Passion for Christ Movement.
Good luck with that, you fuckstick.
- Filed under: , retards
- Date: Jan 25,2009
Well, here’s some great legislative action courtesy of at least one of the inbred politicans in South Carolina (yeah – that’s me calling you out, South Carolina politician reader, on being an inbred)
State Senator Robert Ford is hoping to outlaw lewd language and is pushing for a bill that would prohibit profanity.
Under the pre-filed bill, profanity could land you in jail for up to 5 years and/or cost you up to $5,000 in fines.
Which words are exactly considered profane is still unclear, but the bill does have a list of qualifications for profanity including words or actions that are lewd, vulgar or indecent in nature.
We spoke to Debra Gammons with the Charleston School of Law about freedom of speech.
She reminds that the First Amendment is not absolute. You cannot say whatever you want whenever you want to.
Courts will usually look at where the words were said and who heard them. Children are usually protected.
Ford said he may run for governor in 2010.
Is your man gay?
- Filed under: , retards
- Date: Jan 23,2009
Seen while browsing another site. Sort of caught me a little off-guard. Like… do women really click on shit like this? Really? Do they sit and wander teh webs with this little nagging feeling in the back of their mind that says “Is my man gay?” And then see this ad and say to themselves: “fuck it. Let’s settle this shit once and for all and take the Is My Man Gay? test.”
I was accused of being gay once.
a) You’re going to have to try hella harder than that, bitch. ’cause I know some damn nice gay dudes.
b) Turns out I can’t get boners over ugly women. Go fuckin’ figure.
So, you know all those books about the devil and revelations and Armageddon and the rapture and shit that so many of my fellow countrymen are more than eager to empty their wallets for?
Turns out, it wasn’t his first stab at writing something that Christians would eat up. Nope. One of his first books, as co-authored with his wife?
LaHaye recounts how his publisher asked him and his wife Beverly to collaborate on “a book that is sorely needed today, written by a Christian couple [that] would concern the sexual adjustment in marriage.”
Hot shit this is gonna be good.
“Upon his wife’s signal and while continuing to massage her clitoral area, the husband should use his free hand to take a lubricating jelly (which should be placed on the nightstand in advance) and lubricate the head and shaft of his penis before entrance.”
Ohhhhhh…… yeeeaaaaahhhhhh…..
Apple? You suck. High-quality, high-resolution, large-screen, Internet-connected devices are meant for one use only:
Porn. And you have to go a buzzkill pr0n on the iPhone, you bastards.
Says Macenstein:
Apple may have loosened up its restrictions on iPhone farting applications (allowing over 20 of them through this week alone) and it may have introduced a whole new “17+” category to house a slew of new bloody and violent titles as well, but apparently sex is still off the table. Apple has rejected what is possibly the greatest iPhone application of all time – iBoobs by Mystic Game Development.
If the shoes fit, kids…
- Filed under: , douchebags, retards
- Date: Oct 25,2008
…f’n wear it with pride.
OCTOBER 23–Angered that their photos appear in “Hot Chicks with Douchebags,” three New Jersey women have sued the book’s author and publisher, claiming that the “vulgar” title has unfairly tarred them as “females who date dubious men.” According to a New Jersey Superior Court lawsuit, the women–Yvette Gorzelany, 22; Joanna Obiedzinski, 21; and Paulina Pakos, 24–have been forced to undergo medical treatment and psychological therapy, and have suffered financial damages as a result of their inclusion in author Jay Louis’s book, which was published in July. Like Louis’s web site (hotchickswithdouchebags.com), the book caustically lampoons male clubgoers and the women with whom they are photographed.
Hey – I’m just wondering, Yvette, Joanna, and Paulina: do you think that filing this lawsuit and suffering through the inevitable Internets-wide coverage of that lawsuit and all of the love that that coverage will bring your way… do you think this makes your sad sad plight any better? Really?
By the way? Sarah Palin is a total, complete failure. Of Quayle proportions.
- Filed under: , humor, retards, Sarah Palin
- Date: Sep 28,2008
In other news, Kathleen Parker – a conservative syndicated columnist – is asking for Palin to just go the fuck home:
If BS were currency, Palin could bail out Wall Street herself.
I can’t wait for the VP debates. I should throw a kegger… it’s gonna be that good.
Do you know what’s retarded? Retards.
- Filed under: , retards
- Date: May 3,2008
EDIT: Badgirl just dropped me a line, yo – she’s starting everything up again over at http://hotbox.thumblogger.com/!!!
I guess everyone always has their TOSes (terms of service) that you’ve got to follow if you want something for (next to) nothing. Badgirl’s been at this blogging thing for years now – she was one of the first to pick up The Yeti and start linking the living shit out of it. Plus, she puts out quality bewbs like none other. Everyone’s linking to her – and being linked from her.
Enter Blogger. She uses Blogger to post her junk like many out there (whom I’m not going to name in case the Blogger Police try to find ‘em). And today, a sad day, she gets shut down for whothefuckknowswhat. One of her blogs is still up and apparently following the TOS.
But there’s always her Dollhouse.
If you read this, Badgirl, you’ve got free hosting from me for a domain of your choosing for as long as it takes to get back on your feet…
– mike
PS: fuckers.
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