Support Net Neutrality, get laid.

• Author: mike
• Filed under: , geek, sex
• Date: Apr 25,2008

Might be my chance just yet!

Save the Internet: Don’t Stay a Virgin
Terms of Service:

3. General Requirements and Rules of Conduct
Services will only be provided to those who meet the following requirements:
* applicants must be 18yrs old or above
* condom must be used, except if the applicant prefers to release his semen upon Tania’s body without any oral or vaginal contact
* Anal sex is negotiable, although Tania will cease the performance immediately if any form of ’surprise buttsex’ occurs

Oh, there’s more. Although if this is the same Tania Derveaux that’s been around the Belgian Senate before, I’m smelling “Internet meme” in the making or some shit…

Yup, she’s fictional…

Well, there goes that career option

• Author: mike
• Filed under: , sex
• Date: Apr 12,2008

link goes to all the ways you can get screwed in this business, I guess

via sexoteric

I will not put my dongle in that port. Ever.

• Author: mike
• Filed under: , retards, sex
• Date: Apr 11,2008

via Gizmodo, it’s 10 Sex Toys That Are Confusing and Wrong. No, really - WTF?

8 Kinds of Sex to Try. (wait… there’s more than one?)

• Author: mike
• Filed under: , sex
• Date: Apr 10,2008

Props to msn.com, who apparently have some people working on staff that have actually used their dangly bits for what their intended for (and some of what they aren’t…):

1. Pushing-Your-Boundaries Sex
There’s nothing like the moment when you’re lying naked with the man you’ve known and loved for a long time, panting and puffing, thinking, Wow, we’ve never done that before.

“People in long-term relationships sometimes crave excitement and stimulation, but don’t know how to get it with their partner,” explains Meers, who adds that this is one of the reasons people stray outside the marriage. “But you can get that in your current relationship by pushing your regular comfort zone.” If you’re used to missionary, that may mean trying a new position or a new room in the house; if you’re used to stimulation by body parts alone, it may be a sex toy thrown in the mix. And if you feel a little anxious about experimenting, says Meers, all the better: “The anxiety you feel about trying something new mimics what happens when you’re with somebody new. So if you can create that feeling within the confines of an intimate, close, trusting relationship, you will keep reenergizing what you have.”

And there’s another important benefit: Pushing your boundaries helps build trust between you. “When you communicate a desire to your partner — and, ultimately, try it — you’re taking a big risk together,” says Anita Clayton, M.D., a professor at the University of Virginia’s Department of Psychiatric Medicine and author of the book Satisfaction. Taking that risk, she says, is a bonding activity in and of itself.

via Badgirl