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The Joy of… Wikipedia?
via I heart chaos:
Wikipedia’s a great place to find porn on the sly. Maybe that’s just because I’m just the kind of person who’s easily amused to the point where the first thing I look up in any dictionary is “vagina”. Lately, somebody’s been replacing some of the porn photos on Wikipedia for sexual acts with beautifully rendered vector art, which in some ways makes it even funnier, because the illustrations sort of give the whole thing an air of scholarliness that shouldn’t normally exist in an article about titty-fucking or snowballing
Confirmed on Wikipedia? Just look up Deep throat (sexual act) to see what’s going on… via Fleshbot
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Also taggedThings to say during sex
Fuckin’ awesome. “I just pooped. A lot. On your dog.” had me rollin’ for some reason… Click for full-size, ‘kay?
via Doogie (MySpace link? WTF?)
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Also tagged fucking awesome, humorAccelerometer-equipped cock ring: 4 digits too many
Like I’d need more than one placeholder, folks.
via Shiny Shiny, who’d probably roll over the odometer on a standard week night.
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Also tagged humorGrab your sex life by the balls, you bastards.
Totally going to have to get my wife (yes, I’m actually married) to translate Condomi’s site – it’s all in German and doesn’t make any references to scat porn or latex or even Bianca Beauchamp‘s incredibly stupendous bewbs. But I do think I get the point of these shopping bags: that you’re not afraid to walk around telling people how you’d like to carry some hot chick’s taint home.
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Also tagged Germans, humorTim LaHaye: God’s Sex Counselor
So, you know all those books about the devil and revelations and Armageddon and the rapture and shit that so many of my fellow countrymen are more than eager to empty their wallets for?
Turns out, it wasn’t his first stab at writing something that Christians would eat up. Nope. One of his first books, as co-authored with his wife?
LaHaye recounts how his publisher asked him and his wife Beverly to collaborate on “a book that is sorely needed today, written by a Christian couple [that] would concern the sexual adjustment in marriage.”
Hot shit this is gonna be good.
“Upon his wife’s signal and while continuing to massage her clitoral area, the husband should use his free hand to take a lubricating jelly (which should be placed on the nightstand in advance) and lubricate the head and shaft of his penis before entrance.”
Ohhhhhh…… yeeeaaaaahhhhhh…..
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Also tagged jesus, retardsSex: you’re doing it wrong
OK, but we’ll throw you Europeans a bone, pardon the pun:
Poor men. All that time and effort wasted. A study has shown that foreplay adds little to a woman’s overall enjoyment of sex.
The main event itself is far more important, the researchers found.
Their findings contradict traditional bedroom etiquette, which dictates that men must take it slow.
More than 2,300 women were quizzed about their sex lives for the study. Questions covered areas such as the division of time between foreplay and intercourse, and how often the women had an orgasm.
Foreplay lasted for an average of 15.4 minutes and intercourse for 16.2, the Journal of Sexual Medicine reports.
Further scrutiny of the results, collected in the Czech Republic, led the researchers from the University of the West of Scotland and Charles University in Prague to conclude that foreplay contributed little to a woman’s enjoyment of the encounter.
The researchers said: ‘In contrast to the assumptions of many sex therapists and educators, more attention should be given to improve quality and duration of intercourse rather than foreplay.’
They added that the figure of 16.2 minutes for intercourse dwarfed the figure of seven minutes found in American studies, suggesting Europeans are better in the bedroom.
Years of wasted time, folks. YEARS. (ok – maybe like 20-30 minutes for me… I suck)
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Also taggedSupport Net Neutrality, get laid.
Might be my chance just yet!
Save the Internet: Don’t Stay a Virgin
Terms of Service:
3. General Requirements and Rules of Conduct
Services will only be provided to those who meet the following requirements:
* applicants must be 18yrs old or above
* condom must be used, except if the applicant prefers to release his semen upon Tania’s body without any oral or vaginal contact
* Anal sex is negotiable, although Tania will cease the performance immediately if any form of ‘surprise buttsex’ occurs
Oh, there’s more. Although if this is the same Tania Derveaux that’s been around the Belgian Senate before, I’m smelling “Internet meme” in the making or some shit…
Yup, she’s fictional…
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Also tagged geekWell, there goes that career option
link goes to all the ways you can get screwed in this business, I guess
via sexoteric
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Also taggedI will not put my dongle in that port. Ever.
via Gizmodo, it’s 10 Sex Toys That Are Confusing and Wrong. No, really – WTF?
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Also tagged retards8 Kinds of Sex to Try. (wait… there’s more than one?)
Props to msn.com, who apparently have some people working on staff that have actually used their dangly bits for what their intended for (and some of what they aren’t…):
1. Pushing-Your-Boundaries Sex
There’s nothing like the moment when you’re lying naked with the man you’ve known and loved for a long time, panting and puffing, thinking, Wow, we’ve never done that before.“People in long-term relationships sometimes crave excitement and stimulation, but don’t know how to get it with their partner,” explains Meers, who adds that this is one of the reasons people stray outside the marriage. “But you can get that in your current relationship by pushing your regular comfort zone.” If you’re used to missionary, that may mean trying a new position or a new room in the house; if you’re used to stimulation by body parts alone, it may be a sex toy thrown in the mix. And if you feel a little anxious about experimenting, says Meers, all the better: “The anxiety you feel about trying something new mimics what happens when you’re with somebody new. So if you can create that feeling within the confines of an intimate, close, trusting relationship, you will keep reenergizing what you have.”
And there’s another important benefit: Pushing your boundaries helps build trust between you. “When you communicate a desire to your partner — and, ultimately, try it — you’re taking a big risk together,” says Anita Clayton, M.D., a professor at the University of Virginia’s Department of Psychiatric Medicine and author of the book Satisfaction. Taking that risk, she says, is a bonding activity in and of itself.
via Badgirl
