May is the coolest month ever. You know why? ’cause you get to wank it - repeatedly, not just once on one day only - for THE WHOLE MONTH in celebration of something as ethereal as Steak and Blowjob Day.

Fleshbot’s got a greeeeeaaaaaat summary of the ins and outs (or lack thereof) of this, this most splendid of springtime months.
PS: get started here.






