It caught my eye.

• Author: mike
• Filed under: , WTF
• Date: Apr 8,2008

I have no use for this picture, other than it caught my eye while searching for something else. What it was that I was searching for I’m not going to say, of course.

Enjoy, yo.

When you care to send the very best sausage

• Author: mike
• Filed under: , WTF
• Date: Apr 7,2008

via Cameltap:

A butcher shop in Austria thinks that nothing says love like the gift of meat. Forget about sending chocolate, flowers or gourmet gift baskets. If you really want to show how much you care, send that special person a turtle, dog, cat, pig, cake or figurine all completely made of glorious meat!

The 13 Most Irresponsible Self Defense Gadgets Money Can Buy

• Author: mike
• Filed under: , WTF
• Date: Apr 4,2008

Listed at #7, the Tampon Taser:

Holy. Shit.

WTF bacon-oriented topless photo of the day

• Author: mike
• Filed under: , bewbs, WTF
• Date: Apr 3,2008

…although I can almost guarantee I’m not going to be able to find another like this some other day.

via Fleshbot. WTF, indeed.

Puppy, gravity, sick

• Author: mike
• Filed under: , WTF
• Date: Mar 3,2008

I don’t know if this is real or not. It’s a YouTube video circulating, coupled with an online lynching of the purported soldier in question.

All I know is it’s the most disturbing thing I saw today. Fake or not, it’s totally fucked that someone would bother to put that on the Internets.

EDIT: Everett, Washington newspaper The Herald has picked up the story, as the supposed Marine is local to that area:

As more people watched the video throughout the day, some posted personal information about the Monroe man and encouraged others to commit acts of cyber-vigilantism against him.
The family’s phone numbers had been disconnected as of Monday, and Snohomish County sheriff’s deputies have been told of the existing threats.
…
Meanwhile, the video is being investigated by the U.S. Marine Corps, Kaneohe Bay in Hawaii. A Marine Corps spokeswoman in the Pentagon said they learned of the video on Monday morning.
In a statement, the Marines said the video is “shocking and deplorable and is contrary to the high standards we expect of every Marine.”

EDIT: More coverage on Wired.com

The Nazis invented the sex doll. Really.

• Author: mike
• Filed under: , random shit, WTF
• Date: Oct 24,2007

The next time you sidle up to your real doll, remember that you’re once-removed from grabbing Heinrich Himmler’s ass:

The “field-hygienic project” was an initiative of Himmler, who regarded the doll as a “counterbalance” for the sexual drive of his stormtroopers. In one of his letters, he mentions the “unnessessary losses” the Wehrmacht had suffered in France, inflicted by street prostitutes. “The greatest danger in Paris are the wide-spread and uncontrolled whores, picking up clients in bars, dancehalls and other places. It is our duty to prevent soldiers from risking their health, just for the sake of a quick adventure.” One assumes Himmler also wanted to stop any racial dilution of the great German army.

Would love to find some corroborating references to this…

Eat more.

• Author: mike
• Filed under: , random shit, WTF
• Date: Oct 17,2007

Who the hell is Nikkala Stott?

Eat more. MORE. Sex with her must be like slamming a car door on your penis. Repeatedly.

If it Japanese, it’s…

• Author: mike
• Filed under: , Japan, random shit, WTF
• Date: Oct 9,2007

…fucked.

Welcome to Japan’s first sex expo. Complete with genital-blurring goodness.

Over three days, about 150,000 adult industry workers and members of the public attended the event. For a Japanese trade expo, the event was surprisingly uncrowded, especially compared to other big events held at the venue. Organizers didn’t get their target 200,000 visitors. The expo was about 60:40 industry and members of the public; and less than 1 percent overseas visitors. But what the sexpo lacked in size, it certainly made up with enthusiasm. The Expo featured ultrarealistic sex dolls, masturbating machines, a bukkake booth, hardcore Blu-Ray porn and a member of the miniskirt police.

WTF tag is choking on it’s own vomit right about now.

Hot for… Probation Officer?

• Author: mike
• Filed under: , random shit, WTF
• Date: Oct 2,2007

A Brazos County juvenile probation officer was charged Monday with sexual assault after she admitted to having a sexual relationship with a 16-year-old boy who was on probation, police said.

College Station police said Sarah Celeste Farmer, 29, and the teenage boy had been engaged in the sexual relationship since January 2007. The pair had sex at the boy’s home after his father and step-mother had gone to sleep, a police spokesman said, citing court documents.

via Cecil, who said he’d hit it. And me, who would definitely hit it.

There’s just no way this is Britney

• Author: mike
• Filed under: , random shit, WTF
• Date: Aug 17,2007

What it is more likely to be is an godlike-level mastery of Photoshop.

Oh, what’s the fuckin’ point?

• Author: mike
• Filed under: , random shit, WTF
• Date: Aug 10,2007

Besides being retardedly scary, the Catsuit “Dolly” from liqliq.com is supposed to be “The ultimate love doll suit”.

So you can take a perfectly good woman, dress her up the latex you used to bang when you couldn’t get a perfectly good woman, and then tap it. WTF?