That’s one hell of a traffic stop.
The clown mask just sort of sets off the Captain Morgan’s, don’t ya think?
Hells Yes
WTF
Just hangin’ on the beach, yo.
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Also taggedI’d totally hit it, then get squeezed by it. HOT.
Fuck it – this girl’s kinda hot, kinda dangerous in a nutcrushing sort of way. Love the freckles, though:
FEBRUARY 24–Does this woman look like a testicle crusher? Well, that’s what cops claim University of Colorado student Chalie Simon did to a former boyfriend early Saturday morning during a confrontation at a campus apartment. Simon, a 19-year-old sophomore, went to Job Donkor’s home at about 4 AM and became irate when he sought to remove her from the residence. That’s when Simon allegedly “grabbed his testicles and squeezed hard,” according to a police report. Donkor, 23, replied, “Yeah, it hurt a lot,” when a cop asked about Simon’s squeeze play. Donkor told police that he had dated Simon “on and off” during the prior 18 months, and that they had broken up “approximately 20 times.” Simon was apparently angry because Donkor had not, as promised, called or sent her a text message by 3 AM (police noted that another woman was sleeping in Donkor’s bedroom when they arrived). Simon, pictured below in a Boulder County Sheriff’s Office mug shot, was arrested on assault, trespass, and domestic violence charges.
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Also taggedIf you saw my latest personal ad, then why haven’t you called?
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Also taggedA little advice leading into Valentine’s Day
And this little pearl of wisdom:
Both via PassiveAggressiveNotes.com
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Also tagged humorI am extremely terrified of chinese people
What the fuck else is there to say about this one?
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Also taggedEx-Masturbator shirts bring the WTF hardcore
You will not – repeat – NOT ever see me wearing one of these shirts, unless it’s around people who know me for the person I am and can have a good laugh at the expense of The Passion for Christ Movement.
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Also tagged jesus, retardsParents. What are they good for?
Oh god. Really: oh my dear god.
Click for larger image, yo.
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Also taggedAsk before you dig.
From a friend in the business:
You may or may not know about the law requiring you call for utility locating before you do any excavation. The pictures below are a result of a guy using a post hole digger with out calling for “locates” and he hit an underground cross country gas pipe.
OK – so the guy was actually using a bulldozer. Note that there is nothing left of said bulldozer or operator. Sad, but impressive.
Click images for larger versions
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Also taggedSiemens dishwasher commerical WTF?
No really – I’m not getting the connection between dish washers and bewbs. I mean, sometimes you just don’t have to question bewbs, ’cause bewbs are always good. We like bewbs.
But dishwashers? Really?
Link: 
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Also tagged bewbsAnd now to completely fuck up your teenage girl…
…with the best way to save for her self-confidence: the Boob Job Money Jar.
Bewbs tag simply does not apply here. WTF tag much more appropriate.
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Also taggedOh, now I get it: they’re for my mantits.
Wait, it’s what? Japanese? Really? Never would have guessed.
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Also tagged Japan, lingerie, Other BewbsSpeaking of bewbs. WTF up with your upstairs neighbors?
via Geekologie:
In Russia suspended ceiling is not only a stylish element of the flat interior, it can simply save your dwelling from flood made by the careless neighbors living above. Like in this case the practice shows that it is able to gather and hold all the water. Now the question is how to pour it off safely. But just imagine you wake up one morning and your ceilings look like this!
Remind me to tell you about how my next-door neighbor came home to a broken pipe that had been running for 3 days straight, took our her ceiling, and the cops showed up at my place smack dab in the middle of the Sopranos series finale…
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Also tagged bewbs, humorHoly shit it’s Britney.
Never in a million years did I think Britney could look this hot again. Naked chicks are just so much better than unnaked chicks. All you bitches with clothes on, what is your problem. What is your deal. Why you gotta be all stuck-up?
Song still sucks, though. Sucks sucks sucks.
